Jen Quotes Page Two

Jen: (she wonders why Bo will interrogate her, if he believes that RJ is guilty) "So, now he's picking on us? Like we're runners-up?"

Jen: (raiding through Will and Jessica's refrigerator) "You guys have all the wrong junk food."

Jessica: "I didn't catch your name."
Jen: "I didn't throw it."

Jen: "Mom, you're being so parental."

Jen: (About Lindsay's art) "You've gotten better. That, or my taste has tanked."

Jen: (To Melanie) "Everyone was at each other's throats. It bites."

Jen: (Talking to herself, while making a fake I.D.) "Thanks a lot, Cristian. If you would've made me my own I.D., I wouldn't have to play Arts and Crafts."

Jessica: (About Will) "I think it would mean a lot to him, Jen, if we got along. So I would really want to try and make that happen."
Jen: "Oh, you mean, like, hang out at the mall together?"

Jen: (To Cristian) "No one's ever tried to save me from myself before... least of all, a criminal."

Jessica: (Cristian walks by, half-dressed) "I just can't believe he's dressed like that. I mean, what is he trying to prove?"
Jen: "Looking like that, there's not much left to prove."

Will: (About being a drag) "I guess that just kind of comes naturally to me."
Jen: "Yeah. Me? I have to work at it."

Will: "I'm not trying to be a pain. I just-"
Jen: "You mean it just comes naturally?"

Jen: (To Cristian) "Not like me? Get real. You like fun, right? And I'm as fun as they get!"

Jen: "Promise me if you ever see me in a limo, headed to a church, in a stupid white gown, shoot out the tires, okay?"

Cristian: "I'm on my own these days, and I'd like to keep it that way."
Jen: "After Jessica Buchanan, I can see why."

Jessica: "Hi, um, can I ask you a question?"
Jen: "You just did."

Jessica: "Look Jen, your little game before? I got it. I did. But don't you think it was really juvenile?"
Jen: "I think it was incredibly juvenile. Pretty funny, too."

Jen: (To Jessica, who is guarding Will's door) "You can stop playing guard dog, because I'm going in."

Jen: "Just like always. Mom and Will with their little secrets. Pretty soon, they'll be passing notes to each other."

Jen: (To Will) "You didn't have a fight with Jessica, did you? Do you want me to beat her up?"

Jen: "Easy. I've got a wicked headache."
Will: "Yeah? Well, good!"
Jen: "Love you too."

Cristian: "Why the attitude? I was the one who hauled you in here!"
Jen: "Well, thanks. You can go rescue someone else now."

Jen: "I'll be fine. I'll just catch up on a few cartoons... order Will around.."

Will: "Okay, so it was Cristian who served you the drink, Jen?"
Jen: (sarcastically) "If he's a magician. Do you see him behind the bar? Do you see him anywhere?"

Will: "I'm your brother and I'm trying to look out for you."
Jen: "Well, I already have somebody to look out for me. Her name's Mom, remember? The blonde lady that we kept running into when we were growing up?"

Lindsay: "Jen, when are you going back to Switzerland?"
Jen: "Thanks a lot, Mom. I'm so glad you enjoy having me around."

(Cristian takes Jen to a punching bag in the gym) Cristian: "After the beating you gave your body, you have to do something good for it."
Jen: "Hmm, like beating up on something else?"

Cristian: "I brought you here. I'm responsible for you."
Jen: "No. I'm responsible for me."

Jen: (To Jessica) "What's the deal here? You don't want to be with Cristian, but you don't want to let him off your leash, either?"

Jen: (To Jessica) "I've met three year olds that were less gullible."

(Cristian tries to convince Jen that he's not good at a video game) Jen: "Yeah right. You're probably really good, and you're just hustling me."

Jen: (About herself) "..nearly drank herself to death. Why? Because she couldn't deal."

Will: (In the woods) "Jen, hey, what are you doing here?"
Jen: "It's a free forest, isn't it?"


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