Jen Quotes Page Four

Jen: (To Bo, after learning that Al's operation was a success) "I'm going to go to the chapel and say some thanks. My husband has a direct line, you know."

Jen: (To Joey) "Since I can't be a good wife, I'll be a bad one. I can be as bad as you want me to be."

Jen: (To a prostitute) "How's tricks?"

Jen: "Just leave me alone!"
Rex: "Are you sure?"
Jen: "Get a clue."

Jen: (When Natalie walks out on Jessica) "Welcome to my world. She does that to me all the time."

Rex: (About Marcie and Jen's argument) "You and your pit bull were going at it pretty good."
Jen: "Rex, bite me."

Jen: (sees Viki across the room) "As if college isn't hard enough. Now I always have to see my mother-in-law? She's probably going to come over here and give me another lecture."

Jen: "Wow, you read the whole book, didn't you?"
Riley: "Jen, we were supposed to read the whole book."
Jen: "Oh, yeah, look, I'll just read it when I watch the Oscars on Sunday."

Shannon: "Hey."
Michael: (introducing Jen and Shannon) "Jennifer Buchanan."
Jen: "You can just call me Jen. I'll be divorced before you need to know my last name."

Shannon: "Guys just usually don't go the distance."
Jen: "Is that experience talking or some teen chat room, hmm?"

Jen: (About a fight with Shannon) "Did I start that?"
Riley: "Maybe a little."
Jen: "Old habits."

Jen: (To Riley, who learned that Flash was seeing someone else in London. Coincidentally, Joey had previously broken up with Jen in the same city.) "Listen, I know how it is. I got my breakup letter from London, too, remember?"

Riley: "To London, the city of lost love."
Jen: "The city where relationships go to die."

Roxy: "Hey, Jen, you seen Rexie?"
Jen: "No, I've been lucky so far today."

Marcie: "So, we decided to repaint every room in the house pink. It's our signature color."
Jen: "Except for the two dungeon rooms -- they're black, of course."

Jen: (to a very drunk Natalie) "My God, you're hammered. It's not even 5:00."

Shannon: "What happened to the party?"
Jen: "Everybody left. It's just you and me, two of Llanview’s hottest girls all alone. What is wrong with this picture?"

Riley: "I don't care what Natalie said, you did not ruin anybody's life."
Jen: "You want the list?"

Rex: (About Lindsay) "Oh, come on, don't talk to her that way!"
Jen: "Shut up, Rex! You're just some slimy little weasel."

Jen: "Three sodas for the band -- on the house, of course."
Rex: "Hey, before they drink me dry, precious, how about if they perform?"
Jen: "Well, precious, they're waiting for you to do the intro, okay?"

Daniel: "Natalie's here."
Riley: "Yeah?"
Jen: "She came barreling in here a few minutes ago."

Jen: "You know what? I should be easier on myself. I should give myself a break. Let's go to The Palace for bloody marys."
Riley: (Groans) "I thought you were going to cool it with the drinking."
Jen: "And are you just saying no to drugs?"

Riley: "Never liked history. Who was it that said, 'history is bunk'?"
Jen: "Oh, yeah, wasn't that Orlando Bloom?"

Jen: (to Nick) "Shut up, Meat Head!"

Jen: (to Marcie) "I don't have the kind of track record that makes a guy feel safe, you know?"

Jen: "Well, some people can't change. I tried to for Joe, but I screwed that up. And then I met Riley. I'm just hopeless. I screwed that up too."

Jen: "Rex can be like an addiction. I know. Even when you can't stand him, you just want to be around him. It's like a high, even though it's bad for you."

Jen: (About Riley) "Maybe I could sleep with him and get pregnant like I did with Cristian."
Nora: (laughing) "Okay, yeah, that's a good idea... oh my word."
Jen: "That didn't work, anyway."

Jen: (About having just watched male strippers) "There's nothing wrong with women watching a bunch of guys take it off."
Jessica: "Yeah, I just don't think that we'd had enough beer yet to really handle the whole situation."
Jen: "You're just jaded because you have one of the hottest guys in town at home."

Jen: "You'll have to excuse Marcie. She's had a jump on the cosmopolitans."




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