A great night was had by all except embarrassed Chinky. The host for the evening the witty Fr. Damo brought the place to life with some image ruining material (especially to Chinky).

 The award ceremony itself last about 2 hours the aftermath drinking last a weekend, with one particular man overdosing on viagra. 

Manager Harty although absent from the banquet provided the guests with the stats for the year. Denis Hogan was voted player of the year by his peers. Curly later tried to rob this trophy as he believed it should be his. 

Captain fantastic Dereck Ryan made a speech using an audio link from America where he is currently recovering from ankle surgery. 

Tom Cruise and his entourage who were all wear ridiculous hats appeared late so he could pick up the top score award only to return to a local mans house for a party.

This man later spoke out on his regret for letting Tom use his house. The man went on to explain how " Tom had converted half of the village to change religion to scientology."

But the high light of the evening has to be with the host. With comments like "meme" and "he wasn't limp in spain" he left everyone in stitches except Chinky.