Relaxing in Mexico
Brophy was a bad influence
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Newtown Celtic have confirmed that
they have cancelled the contract of Trevor Cleary, who has been on the run
from the law for some time. Manager Paul Harty cited irreconcilable
differences as the reason behind the decision, and says that he has no
regrets.
Police fugitive and former Newtown Celtic playboy Trevor Cleary was
spotted on the run on the continent, as he continues to evade police
capture. Cleary is wanted on a number of police charges, including fraud,
drink driving, illegal immigration, and befouling a public roundabout.
Police were alerted to the fugitive’s whereabouts by the wave of dodgy
carpentry spreading across Europe at present. Cleary, whose real name is
Julio Tanzoco Gonzalez 3rd, often poses as a carpenter and has
been known to steal money from elderly women.
Cleary came to Ireland when he was spotted playing in the streets of
Mexico by club scout Sean Nealon. However, he never settled at the club
and had a number of well-publicised run-ins with manager Sir Clive. Some
of these were over contract issues; some were over substandard shelving
Cleary put up in his kitchen. He also struck up a close friendship with
club misfit and all round bad egg James Brophy, and the two became close
friends and drinking partners, embarking on a string of drug fuelled
binges over the following months. Club officials had hoped that the
troublesome star would settle down after getting married to a local girl
earlier this year. However, that was not the case and Cleary was
eventually ratted out to local police by a mysterious tipster, known only
as the Badger.
Cleary has been on the run for a number of months
but it seems the net is about to close in on the little brown one. Newtown
Celtic spokesperson Rodge Carmody had this to say when asked about the
fugitive; “We do not, nor have we ever condoned the actions of Trevor
Cleary. He has dragged the good name of this club through the mud and that
is simply not acceptable. He has still not paid for a number of pieces of
post match chicken, and this is not good enough. We have terminated his
contract with immediate effect and wish to have nothing more to do with
him.”
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