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"Dogs have owners - cats have staff " - unknown
"Of all Gods creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat - if man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man , but it would deteriorate the cat " - Mark Twain
"People who hate cats ,will come back as mice in their next life " - Faith Resnick
"You can not own a cat. The best you can do is be partners " - Sir Harry Swanson
"Thousands of years ago , cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this " - Anonymous
"Cats are smarter then dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow " - Jeff Valdez
"In a cats eye, all things belong to cats " - English Proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat " - Ellen Perry Burkeley
"One cat just leads to another " - Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; Cats take a message and get back to you later " - Mary Bly
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior " - Hippolyte taine
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life; music and cats " - Albert Schweitzer
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God " - Unknown
"Time spent is never wasted " - Unknown
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats " - Colonial American Proverb
"I love cats because I love my home and after awhile they become its visible soul " - Jean Cocterau
"How you behave towards cats here below determines you status in heaven " - Robert A. Heinlein
"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind " - Cleveland Amory
"A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have anything better to do " - Bill Adler
"I have been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult - its not, mine had me trained in two days " - Comedian Bill Dana
"I purr, therefore I am " - Anonymous
"I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat. I am sure could walk on a cloud without coming through " - Jules Verne
"By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer " - Colette
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." - Doug Larson
"Cats don't like change withoug their consent" -Roger A. Caras
"To err is human, to purr is feline" -Robert Byrne
"As we all know, cats now rule the world" -John R. F. Breen
"Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives." -Louis J. Camuti
"God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger" -Fernand Mery
"No heaven will heaven be unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Unknown
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -Earnest Menaul
"I got rid of my husband, the cat was allergic." -Unknown
"My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes" -Unknown
"My husband says "One more cat and he leaves!"... see ya!: -Unknown
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will p**p on your computer." -Bruce Graham
"Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling." -Helen Dowers
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -Anonymous
"Any conditioned cat-hater can be won over by any cat who chooses to make the effort." -Paul Corey
"If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat." -Unknown
"This house is owned and operated solely for the comfort and convenience of the CATS!" -Unknown
"If you can remember how many cats you have, you don't have enough." -Unknown
"If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him." -Anonymous
"A cat can purr its way out of anything" -Donna McCrohan
"Anyone who claims that a cat cannot give a dirty look either has never kept a cat or is singularly unobservant." -Maurice Burton
"Dogs eat, cats dine." -Ann Taylor
"Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog." -Eleaner Clark
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