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So since I'm not feeling in a creative mood, I decided to put another one of those surveys on here so you all can see a little bit more about me and my random likes and dislikes, so here it goes...

Name:
Jenna Mae Johnshoy
Nicknames:
Jenna from Vienna, Boinie, Jen, Dirty dirty (compliments of Alyssa)
Parents Names:
Philip and Cindy Johnshoy, these are the two nerds who brought me into this world
Number of Candles on my Last Birthday Cake:
20, im sooo old now my bones are starting to creak
Date I Blow Them Out:
September 1st 1984, any presents can be shipped to my home address
Pets:
My little buddy Tyson, he is the nicest little dog, for a pic of him check out The Things That Matter the Most link above
Height:
5'9" yeah im kinda a tall drink of water
Eye Color:
Umm, kinda blue/green/grey....they change with whatever I am wearing
Hair Color:
Naturally, your guess is as good as mine, but right now its got blond highlights

Have I Ever?
Been In Love:
Yeah...
Been Toilet-Papering:
Haha, hell yes! my friends and I had a good time on Halloween....every year
Loved Somebody So Much It Made You Cry:
Umm, I'm not much of a crier, but yeah...good times I tell ya

The Future:
School:
I went to Minnewaska High School where I made some awesome friends, now I go to Minnesota State University Moorhead, it's really cold up there, but I have met some of the coolest people there, I love it!
Where I Want To Live: I
plan to live in a pretty large city, I really like Minneapolis/St. Paul...I think I would like to live in St. Paul, New York, San Diego, or possibly Seattle
How Many Kids Do You Want:
I'm not sure about this one, if I have kids probably either two or four, I wouldn't want one to be left out...the next question was what I wanted to name them, are you kidding me? I have no idea...I think a name of Norweigan origin would be cool though since I'm 90% Norsky
What Kind of Job Do I Want:
I would like to be a Psychologist of some sort, I would like to work with girls with eating disorders, or be a sports psychologist. I think I could handle hanging out with sports stars.
Do I Want To Get Married:
Probably, In the future I would like someone to come home to

Who:
Makes Me Laugh The Most: Its gotta be Ethan Curtis, I love his sense of humor!
Do You go to For Advice or to Talk:
I most often talk to my mama, she is always on my side and puts things into perspective for me, I also talk to my G-ma Johnshoy and Janna. Gramma is cool cause she understands me really well and has years of wisdom, Janna is the shit...she always makes me feel bettter cause we a like two peas in a pod.
Do I Hate:
I can't say I really hate anyone, life's too short  and it takes too much energy to hate someone, can't we all just get along?
Knows The Most About You:
Probably either Julian or Alyssa, I think they both pretty much know my life story...Alyssa may know more since I've known her longer.
Is Your Best Friend: T
hat would be Alyssa Hurst, I have known her for a long time and she accepts or likes everything I say/do. She's my partner in crime.
Has It Easier, Girls or Guys:
Well guys don't have to deal with the whole period and babies thing so in that way they have it easier, but guys have to deal with our bitchy-ness at that time of the month so it all equals out

Which One:
Croutons or Bacon Bits: I don't really know why you care, but up with bacon bits and down with croutons
Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper:
Dr. Pepper, in the cancer (diet) flavor of course...yummm, I feel the tumors now
Coffee or Ice Cream:
What?! how are these two opposites....I'm not really a fan of ice cream anymore so I'd have to go with Coffee
Shampoo or Conditioner:
Ooo..this is a tough one, shampoo is better, it makes the hair clean, conditioner is better, it makes the hair silky and smooth....I guess its a tie
Bridges or Tunnels:
Tunnels fo sho, I don't like the idea of my 3,000 pound car being suspended over water or other cars
One Pillow or Two:
Two, one to lay on and one to hug

Word Association (First Thing That Comes To Mind):
Rock: Hard
Green:
Grass
Wet:
...I'm dirty....umm..rain?
Cry:
Sucky
Peanut Butter:
Sticky

Favorites:
Salad Dressing:
Well, I don't know why ya'll would care but it happens to be honey mustard, which is strange since I don't like honey or mustard...hmm
Memory:
One of my faovrite memories is the going away party that Alyssa had for me at her house before I went to start soccer at Moorhead, man everyone was drunk and having a good time and all of my friends were there. The last great high school party! Oh man Alyssa remember the Tammy and Dave's bed....umm yeah, that probably wasn't cool...haha...Another great memory was Homecoming this last year ('03-'04) We went out to eat at a very good restuarant, Grazies and then we hit up the dance and shook our tail feathers, then hit up Perkins...it was a great night.
Toothpaste:
I have to go with Crest Whitening all the way, for the days I want my teeth extra white I mix baking soda and water...good stuff
Food:
Right now I am obsessed with Kellog's Special K with Red Berries, that stuff is soo grood, and I also love the piza rolls my mama has been buying a bit unhealthy but oh well...
Song of the Moment:
I love "At Your Funeral" by Saves the Day....its really a sad song if you listen to the lyrics but the up tempo makes me happy
T.V. Show:
Well it used to be Friends, now I don't watch too much t.v. but the shows I try to hit are Regis and Kelly and Dr. Phil, he's the man!
Flower:
I like the smell and look of roses, but that is very unoriginal so some flowers that I also think are very pretty are bleeding hearts and fuschias, muy bonita
Color:
I like a good blue-green, more blue than green tho
Beverage:
For alcoholic drinks I like scooby snacks and long island ice teas, and for non-alcoholic it would be black cherry propel and diet rasberry snapple...yummm
Sport to Watch:
Soccer will always come first in my book of course, but I really like to watch tennis and diving also
Sesame Street Character:
Snufflelufagus, he was so cute and always in a good mood!

Random Questions:
When Was Your Last Hospital Check-In: Way back in 10th grade, ya'lls no what for, but I recently was in the ER also, not fun, stay off drugs...
Where Do I See Myself In 10 Years:
Hmm, I don't really know, I am kinda rethinkin what I want to do right now, but I would be 29 so hopefully I will have a job and probably be in a long term relationship or married, and maybe thinkin about having a baby or two
What Type of Car Do You Drive Now:
I drive the dark green '97 Dodge Intrepid..I love my car now that its all fixed up and doesn't have random dents or dangling side mirrors!
What Do I Do Most Often When I'm Bored:
Bored....what is bored? oh yeah I live in Starbuck....so I like to do something outside if its nice maybe go for a run, play some soccer, tennis, or sun tan...otherwise I read or work on this baby
Bedtime:
Well usually I'm a hardass and stay up till 2 (a little sarcasm), but lately this summer I am lucky if I make it till midnight...oh I am an old woman..

Well there is probably all the information you guys ever wanted or didn't want to know about Jenna Mae Johnshoy...so if you read this and want to tell me your thoughts hit me up at my email address or call the celly...oh yeah sign my guestbook!