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Here we go again morons. amyashworth17@hotmail.com couldn't help her dumbass self, she sent me another bullshit chainmail. As you probably know by now, I respond to your bullshit with my own bullshit and hit REPLY ALL to piss you all off. Enjoy...
My responses are highlighted in red, in case you were too stupid to realise...
Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends. What kind of a moron needs some bullshit chainmail to "get to know" their friends?...Oh that's right, dumbasses like you.
Okay, here's what you're supposed to do ... and try not to be lame and spoil the
fun! Why not? Your the faggot that sends me this shit, so I have every right to spoil it. Why the double standards?
Just give in. Copy (Not forward) this entire email and paste it onto a
new e-mail that you can send. Change all of the answers so that they
apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know *INCLUDING*
the person that sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot
of little known facts about your friends AND MAYBE A FEW NEW THINGS
ABOUT YOURSELF. Yeah, I've learnt that the world is full of dipshits like you that are too stupid to know anything.
It's funny, because I don't know any of you, and you are calling me your "friend", I feel offended.
It is easy and fun! Fuck you.
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? It's not my name you'll be worrying about when I'm through with you, it's how the hell your going to get the crowbar I wedged in your ass,out.
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? What makes you think I'm wearing pants? Maybe I'm wearing shorts, ass-hat.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Tape recordings of my plots to destroy you.
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? Wow, how clever. The only thing that could make it even clever would be to ask "what are the last 4 digits of your credit card number?" and "what are the first 6 digits of your credit card number?" And you dipshits would answer it too. Oh wait, you don't have credit cards do you? Get a job you shit cunts.
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Metal. Food is for pussies.
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? I'd be the colour that kicks everyone's ass. Of course that colour would be 7.
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Nope. I don't even know her. But judging from the poorly constructed email about her, AND the fact that she is religious, AND the fact she sends out bullshit chainmail automatically indicates that she is a whore, and I'll see her bagging my groceries in 10 years time.
11. HAIR COLOR? What about it, ball sweat?
12. EYE COLOR? 6
13. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Contacts are for pussies.
14. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? None, I blew them up with large caliber weapons.
15. FAVORITE MONTH? I made a new month. It's called, "Me giving you an ass-beating" month, and it occurs every month.
16. FAVORITE FOOD? Fire
17. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Can't remember it's name, but it had robots chasing after dumbasses like you. Then you spontaneously combusted. Man it kicked ass.
18. FAVORITE DAY(S) OF THE YEAR? Ever hear of the day "me going to kick your fucking ass"? It's a new day, it's the best. Oh, and it's every day.
19. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Ask them out where? If you mean too shy to ask someone "Hey do you want to go out with me and throw molotov cocktails at dipshits?" then no I'm not shy.
20. SUMMER OR WINTER? There are more than 2 seasons, idiot.
21. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs and kisses are for pussies. Flamethrowers are better.
22. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Oh my god. You damn little shit dick 14 year olds actually think that what you experience is a real "relationship"? AHAHAHAHA it's just "puppy love" you damn dicks. Wait till you grow pubic hair, then people will take you seriously.
23. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? You asked me these bullshit questions before. And the answer is still no, so fuck off.
24. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I wouldn't have a clue, probably the dumbasses that actually get offended by my writing, despite the fact that disagreeing with me automatically makes you wrong, since I know everything.
25. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? People that realise that I am right and know that if they don't shut up I'll shotput them into the sky.
26. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? I live everywhere, since I own this planet.
27. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? "How to destroy dumbass pricks that send you bullshit chainmail" written by Primus, The bearded goat snake.
28. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A mouse....you idiot.
29. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? At what time? Be more specific, you dicksplash.
30. FAVORITE SMELL? Whoever wrote passion is a dipshit. Passion has no scent you ass-hat.
31. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Only morons like you lot would even try.
33. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Yeah fatasses, eat your bullshit while you can. Wait till you hit 23 and we'll see who has a 50 inch gut, you fat shits.
34. FAVORITE CAR? The "Nyero is getting chased car". It jumps in the air instead of drives. I hope you get squashed by it, penis breath.
35. FAVORITE FLOWER? flowers are for pussies
36. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? keys are for pussies.
37. CAN YOU JUGGLE? juggling is for pussies.
LUV YA! I don't want you to. Go away/die.
