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Yoda: A beer, give me. Obi-Wan: Why, yes, I do want to buy some deathsticks. Anakin Skywalker: Meh. It was just a dream. goes back to sleep Anakin: I'm beginning to think Palpatine is a bad person. I should just kill him. Bail Organa: They can take our lives, but they can never take our FREEDOM! TO BATTLE!
Anakin (to Ventress): Back off, bitch, 'fo I whack you wit dis big-ass flashlight! brandishes lightsaber Obi-Wan: Anakin, are you wearing one of Padme's blouses? Anakin: looks down Oh, kriff. Obi-Wan: The first rule of hooking up is to make sure that you wear your own clothes, my young apprentice. Anakin: Yes, Master. Obi-Wan: And turn the light on before you get dressed. Doing the Walk of Shame is bad enough in Jedi garb; your woman's blouse will have the entire Temple talking.
Grievous: coughs Maybe it's time to cut down. Clonetrooper: Order 66, my ass! Shove it where the sun don't shine, Palpy! Padme: I like you better as a Sith, Anakin. I looove bad boys. Yoda: To hell, go, Emperor. flips Palps off Anakin (on Mustafar): It's just a flesh wound. Anakin (lying wounded on Mustafar): Come back here, and I'll bite your kneecaps off!
Palpy: Power is for those who are insecure. Vader: I am Iron Man! headbangs Palpy: I feel pretty! O so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaaaayyyy! Vader: Wow, I could replace all my missing parts with cloned ones and become just as handsome and powerful as I was before! Why didn't I think of that?! Palpy: whips off robe and dances in underwear I'm too sexy for the dark side... Vader: And this is why you shouldn't smoke in bed... Palpy: Hey, where'd my kitten go? Vader: I think I'll get Palps a puppy for Empire Day this year. C-3PO: You know, Artoo, I do think it's a good idea to walk through this blasterfire...I hope we go on an adventure. Luke: Aw, Uncle Owen, I don't want to go to the academy! I wanna stay here and be a farmer just like you! Chewie: I feel so naked! Jabba: Don't worry about that spice, Han. It happens. Obi-Wan: That's no moon; I'll show you a moon. Leia: These really are cinnamon buns on my head. Vader: Obi-Wan, I named my teddy bear after you. Vader: Kenobi's spirit lingers. I'll call the Ghostbusters. Vader: This is a day that will be long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi; it shall soon see the end of the Rebellion. pauses and mutters under his breath That bastard Obi-Wan never called, never wrote. I won't cry. I will NOT cry... Tarkin: begins edging away nervously Emperor: Take me shopping on Alderaan. Vader: Tarkin blew it up, honey. Luke: Jeez, I've got a wedgie. Wedge: What? home previous next


Yoda: A beer, give me. Obi-Wan: Why, yes, I do want to buy some deathsticks. Anakin Skywalker: Meh. It was just a dream. goes back to sleep Anakin: I'm beginning to think Palpatine is a bad person. I should just kill him. Bail Organa: They can take our lives, but they can never take our FREEDOM! TO BATTLE!
Anakin (to Ventress): Back off, bitch, 'fo I whack you wit dis big-ass flashlight! brandishes lightsaber Obi-Wan: Anakin, are you wearing one of Padme's blouses? Anakin: looks down Oh, kriff. Obi-Wan: The first rule of hooking up is to make sure that you wear your own clothes, my young apprentice. Anakin: Yes, Master. Obi-Wan: And turn the light on before you get dressed. Doing the Walk of Shame is bad enough in Jedi garb; your woman's blouse will have the entire Temple talking.
Grievous: coughs Maybe it's time to cut down. Clonetrooper: Order 66, my ass! Shove it where the sun don't shine, Palpy! Padme: I like you better as a Sith, Anakin. I looove bad boys. Yoda: To hell, go, Emperor. flips Palps off Anakin (on Mustafar): It's just a flesh wound. Anakin (lying wounded on Mustafar): Come back here, and I'll bite your kneecaps off!
Palpy: Power is for those who are insecure. Vader: I am Iron Man! headbangs Palpy: I feel pretty! O so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaaaayyyy! Vader: Wow, I could replace all my missing parts with cloned ones and become just as handsome and powerful as I was before! Why didn't I think of that?! Palpy: whips off robe and dances in underwear I'm too sexy for the dark side... Vader: And this is why you shouldn't smoke in bed... Palpy: Hey, where'd my kitten go? Vader: I think I'll get Palps a puppy for Empire Day this year. C-3PO: You know, Artoo, I do think it's a good idea to walk through this blasterfire...I hope we go on an adventure. Luke: Aw, Uncle Owen, I don't want to go to the academy! I wanna stay here and be a farmer just like you! Chewie: I feel so naked! Jabba: Don't worry about that spice, Han. It happens. Obi-Wan: That's no moon; I'll show you a moon. Leia: These really are cinnamon buns on my head. Vader: Obi-Wan, I named my teddy bear after you. Vader: Kenobi's spirit lingers. I'll call the Ghostbusters. Vader: This is a day that will be long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi; it shall soon see the end of the Rebellion. pauses and mutters under his breath That bastard Obi-Wan never called, never wrote. I won't cry. I will NOT cry... Tarkin: begins edging away nervously Emperor: Take me shopping on Alderaan. Vader: Tarkin blew it up, honey. Luke: Jeez, I've got a wedgie. Wedge: What? home previous next