Love and the dark side have something in common: both can really cloud people's judgement.
When a bad-ass with a purple lightsaber says "This party's over", the party is OVER!
Even stars burn out.
When you only think about yourself, your self is all you will ever have.
There is a weakness to the dark: one lone candle is enough to hold it back.
Embrace diversity.
It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Let the Wookiee win.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.
When a woman insults a man, it really means that she loves him.
Do or do not; there is no try.
Size matters not.
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.
Don't mess with teddy-bear-like creatures with primitive weapons.
You don't need the Force to be awesome.
Sometimes, it's good to not follow orders; sometimes, that will get you killed.
You can't look dignified when you're having fun.
For a quick and impromptu speech, just use the Antilles Four-Step Instant Speech:
Step one: Remind them who everyone is, in case they've forgotten.
Step two: Remind them what you're here for.
Step three: Something personal, so they'll know you're paying attention.
Step four: Wrap it up before you make a fool of yourself.
You can start dating someone and be engaged within hours (or even minutes).
Be nice to your enemies. You may end up marrying one of them.
Conflict is inevitable; it's in the nature of all beings to fight.
Don't cheat at cards.
There are selfish, greedy, and power-hungry politicians in every galaxy.
If one person calls you a Hutt, ignore it.
If a second person calls you a Hutt, consider it.
If a third person calls you a Hutt, get a drool bucket and start stockpiling spice.
Your enemy won’t stand down just because you don’t want to fight.
Together, you are stronger than the sum of your parts.
You may dress more revealingly than your competition, but that won't necessarily win you the guy.
Occasionally, it's good to consider the odds.
Keep fighting until you can fight no longer, then exhaust the enemy chasing you, and then turn and fight some more.
Redemption can only be achieved by those with the capacity to be redeemed.
The Creator of the universe ultimately decides when you will die.
I can be a little dark and get away with it...I will always find my way back...if I want to.
Every kind of government has its pros and cons.
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