Thank you so much for the thoughtful gift of a food processor. I...We are still trying to figure out it’s function, but we shall persist and someday soon be able to feed ourselves without mooching off of you
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It is such a thoughtful gift, helping me
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us to stand on our own as a married couple. I am
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We are sure to enjoy the use of this gift for many years to come. I
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We must also thank Han for his thoughtfulness in being the volunteer to fly us to our honeymoon destination. We found it delightfully humorous to receive a bill for the service; look forward to my blaster between your eyes
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our compensation soon.
With Regards,
MJS and LS
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M.J. and L. Skywalker
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Mara and Luke Jade??
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Dear Corran and Mirax,
Thank you so much for the gift of matching vibroblades in his and hers styles. What a joy it will be, thinking back to my magical wedding day as I hold mine against some creep’s neck…
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What a fun and interesting way to bring up my past as a brainwashed servant of evil
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One must concede that it was a cute little gag gift. We also really must thank you for your thoughtfulness in giving us a certificate for a meal and an evening out; what a joy it will be to finally date one another, now that we have time, after the wedding.
With Regards,
Master and Jedi Skywalker
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Luke and Mara J. Skywalker
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Luke and Mara Jade Skywalker
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