Jar Jar Binks
(seen on a bumpersticker) My Jedi padawan mind-tricked your honor student.
I can spin my lightsaber faster than u can say...ni!
Your momma's so ugly that she makes Palpatine look like Padme!
You have BO that could lay Darth Vader to the ground!
mindless philosopher
You overweight glob of grease.
I find your lack of _____ disturbing.
What a piece of junk!
What an incredible smell you've discovered!
walking carpet
Your momma's so hairy that she got mistaken for a Wookiee!
I've seen stormie recruits shoot better than you!
You can't hit the Death Star with a blaster at ten meters.
I'd just as soon kiss a wookie!
I can arrange that!...You could use a good kiss!
laserbrain
Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Wow! And I thought Threepio talked too much!
Yoda would even say that you look old!
E chuta!
vile gangster
Your momma's so fat that Jabba can get lost in her!
I've seen better biceps on a Hutt.
You have the table manners of a Hutt!
Your mother was a monkey-lizard and your father smelt of ronto sweat!
Jabba is your pimp.
You weak-minded fool!
bantha fodder (or bantha poodoo)
piece of worm-ridden filth
I have seen Ewoks that are taller than you, pipsqueak!
You rebel scum.
Kiss my Wookiee!
flea-ridden bantha
kane a bar (translation: dung of a meat maggot)
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