you'd do better in your geography, astronomy, and other science classes if the focus was on the galaxy far, far away rather than on our own.
you have designed your own superweapon.
your resume says that you have a doctorate from the University of Agamar.
you wish one or more of the EU characters were real, so that you could date them.
you ask if someone takes Republic credits.
you've ever used the following swear words: sith, sithspawn, sithspit, kriff, stang, blaster bolts, Emperor's black bones, etc.
you know more Star Wars history than Earth history (there is 200,000 years of it).
you think of Vergere everytime you see a KFC.
you get into arguments with people who have only seen the movies about what actually happens.
you describe the perfect man, and it turns out to be a dead match for a member of Rogue or Wraith squadron. (I'm never gonna find him!)
you say "Yes, Master" to your teachers.
you use Vergere's philosophy in a philosophy class at school to impress your teacher.
you claim that shoes were "designed by the Sith to keep our toes in anguish and misery".
you describe your hair and eye color as brandy-brown.
you use information about cloning from Star Wars books in class and actually win an argument.
you are working on creating your own lightsaber form.
you can speak several Star Wars languages.
you use Jedi calming techniques on a daily basis.
you take 'fresher breaks.
you call coffee stimcaf.
you say Basic instead of English.
you describe your hair color as red-gold.
you call your cell-phone a comlink.
you quote the Janson maxim "You can't look dignified when you're having fun" or use the Antilles Four-Step Instant Speech.
you realize that you have set the standards in your love life entirely too high; no man can ever equal Kyp Durron, Wes Janson, Wedge Antilles, etc.
you have put serious thought into what your name, career, home planet, weapon of choice, and affiliations would be if you actually lived in the galaxy far, far away.
you and your mate role-play certain EU characters.
you look at different girls and wonder, Where's my Tenel Ka?
you can explain all the EU tie-ins to the movies - down to the backstory of every background character.
you plan to destroy Earth with a Death Star or the entire solar system with a sun crusher.
knowing EU is a prerequesite for potential dates.
you find yourself in a precarious situation and think, What would Thrawn do?
you flatly refuse to get a boyfriend until you meet your Jag Fel.
you speak in third person like a Barabel and call your siblings hatchmates.
you call your watch a chrono.
you call your laptop a datapad.
you see a guy that looks like Anakin, Wedge, Corran, Kyp, Wes, or Gavin, and you either:
a) stare openmouthed and drool
or
b) squeal, praise the Force, tackle him to the ground, and shower him with kisses
...and then you regain your composure and introduce yourself.
you have told some random person that your name is (name of any EU character here).
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