BARDOLUNA

Here lies the story of Jakob from Brandybuck, and how he overcame finals.

 
And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth... and for two and a half thousand years, Jakob's story passed out of all knowledge. Long ago, in the time of Central-World (get it... middle earth, central world... i quack myself up) A halfling named Jakob, of Brandybuck, of the Shire, came upon a conspiracy apparently, the Dark Lord Schoolon created the one test... One test to rule them all, one test to find them, one test to bring them all, and in the darkness, grade them 3 tests were given to the elves, the immortal beings 7 given to the dwarf lords in their citiesof stone 9 given to Men, doomed to die but the one Test, created in Mount Droom... was meant to grade them all into it, the Dark Lord Schoolon poured his malice, and evil, and the commanding to know all of history, science and algebra  During this time, there was a resistance of seniors... but the power of the one ring... err test, could not be stopped, and those who resisted fell until one day... when the test came to someone that it did not expect... Jakob Took, of Brandybuck Jakob had inspired a theory... if he ignored the test, and did not stress over it, wear it, or allow it to over take him, it would have no power over him  however, the servants of the Dark lord, known as Testwraiths... or teachers... pushed on Jakob, pushing on the will of the test but the test could not over power Jakob's will However, when the time fully came, Jakob planned to destroy the test once and for all, abolishing the attachment of evil Schoolon and his evilness. it was a difficult task, as the TestWraiths and his fellow hobbits stood in his way, But he threw the test in the the place where it was created, in the fires of Mount Droom, there the evil was undone, and Jakob came back with A's and B's on his semester grade till the day he dies, Jakob will help other hobbits overcome their own evils, and tell how the evil of Schoolon can no longer overtake them as well 

The End