BARDOLUNA

What Movie Character's should have done...

The Lion King- Mufassa should leave Simba for death... he's the king, do you have an idea how many sons he could have???

Aladdin- Not sing.

The Mask- Cut the mask in half, and be like two-face.

Gladiator- Kill the emperor when he has the chance.

Braveheart- After they moon the enemy, wear chain mail armor. As a matter of fact, wear armor everywhere!

Sandlot- Train the dog for your own use.

Happy Gilmore- You coulda just used that humongous guy to lift up the water tower on the final scene.

Can't Hardly Wait- FOR CRYING OUT LOUD TALK TO HER! Seriously think about it, she finds out he loves her just as she leaves I mean, next year's college, they're probably going to different schools, do you really think they'll stick together?

Terminator 2- Learn from your mistakes... keep him frozen in nitrogen.

All "slasher" movies- First of all... don't go upstairs. Also, don't get drunk so you don't realize someone's trying to kill you,  if someone's screaming "OH MY GOSH, SOMEONE HELP, I'M DEAD SERIOUS, HE'S DYING" and keeps crying after running offstage... SOMETHINGS WRONG!!!!"

Toy Story- Be a toy. Don't go looking for adventure, be boring. Or else show Andy that you can talk and move on your own so he would never want to get rid of you.

Catch Me If You Can- There is so much that Tom Hanks could have done better. He's too trusty... what a bad cop. Always ask for identification and make sure you see it. If you would have done that you'd have caught him SOOO long ago.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure- absolutely nothing. Best movie ever. Go see it or I'll send a death warrant for you. You think I'm joking. *cackle*