BARDOLUNA

Rants

Spring break- Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I think that adults make not realize the meaning of spring break. To students, its a time to kick back before taking the last wind of the school year, and to sleep in late, and to go do stuff with friends, but it seems that to adults, it's simply spring break-your-back. Work work work work work. I mean why on earth do we have to do it? They ask you to do stuff that I swear they purposely wait until you're out of school to do. Its like "Since you're looking forward to fun this week, I'm gonna take it all away. Sorry."

Homework - I think tests do just fine. Homework is meant so you understand how to do the test. Well what if you don't understand the homework, how is the test gonna help anything? And do you really need to give me 50 algebra problems of the exact same kind? I honestly think that I'll understand after about 4 problems... if not there's something wrong.

Cleaning- What's the point, I mean honestly? It's going to get dirty again anyway. My mom says that its so we can have guests over. First of all... we're not exactly the kind of family that entertains often. Second... HOW SUPERFICIAL. I can just imagine a conversation with my mom and her friend as they walk through the door "My goodness, I haven't see you in so... OH MY WORD! What a messy house! I shall never speak with you again!" Do you really think that would happen?

PDA- Get a room. If I wanted to see lip-sucking, I'd stick a vacuum cleaner to your mouth. I mean, some of this is best saved for late night Cinemax. Sometime, I just wanna go up to the couple and stare at them. Then when they notice me, tell the girl that the guy told me that once he made out with her, he would break up with her. Let's see him try to dig himself outta that whole. Then again, sometimes kicking stops PDA quick.

Lines (or for you Brits, queries) - Who says first come first serve? That's dumb. I say the strongest push and shove their way to be first.  And really, who likes being surrounded by the same people for an hour waiting for a ride?  I'd like to go somewhere else once in a while, but no, the nice men with billy clubs wont allow it.

Anti-War Protests- So there are these celebrities talking about how they don't think war is the appropriate action. We're making a rash decision, and it shouldn't be where we look first. WAKE UP! Crawl out of your celebrity hole that you've been living in and look at the past 13 years! They think we should have stricter weapons inspections. Sure, Iraq'll let us test all the weapons we want. Test them live to, to see how much damage they can do. On America. Smart thinking.

French "Freedom" Fries - Ok, so we don't like the French. We all know it's because we never gave them the trillion dollar bill during the Second World War, so they decided to act all snooty to us, and they may not give us aid, but GOOD GRIEF! Honestly, Freedom fries? Do those crazy suits think that'll actually pass? Half the people call them fries anyway? Oh no, that's too close to the word French I suppose. Why don't we just call them "Potato sticks fried in lard" or PSFIL (pronounced "PISS FULL")