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Things to Say That'll Get You Outta Trouble |
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"Act of God!" "You see Your Honor, I just downed a bottle of tequila at the time of the incident, and I swear it was poisoned, so I am suing the Jose Cuevo Co. for (dramatic music) ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" "Yes officer, I do realize how fast I was going.... saaaay.... would you like a donut?" "See, I was just about to... WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT?!?!?!" (run FAST) Faint. Learn sign language and pretend you're deaf. "He was dead when I got here!" "He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times." I lost control of my car! After I ran him over... the car just went in reverse... and ran him over again... and then it went forward and ran him over again... I tried to save him but it was too late. "Wait... murder is a crime?" "Aye, Senor, no habla Ingles, lo ciento." "Do you have any idea who my father is?!?!"
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