WHO ARE WE ???

(And why you should care)

The year was 1996. The phone was ringing.

"Yo! Misenthropic Advengers! Ohh! Comissioner

Gordon! Ok . . . Sure! Right away!" It was our

first job. Seemed that some evil doer had set fire to

a trash bin outside the King Soloman's  Home for

the Elderly and Mrs. Vachenheimer was becoming verschlupt in her gavolt with all the schtulpen smoke comming

from the bin. We jumped on the 419 LADOT and were there in a jiffy. By the time we arrived it would seem that

the God's would smile upon us since the fire was already extiguished except for some ambers. We decided (really

it was Storkman but he'll never admit to it) that the prudent thing to do would dose the bin with water. Mulletman

was going to use what he learned in the White Trash Academy (piss on it) but we sent Fasty to grab some

water (and 3 Mountain Dews) from the Chevron station. It would seem that our first assignment was to be an

instant success.

It would seem. (Da Da Dum!!!)

Well, Fasty came back and we eagerly dosed the

fire, unfortunately with 91 octaine with Techron

seems that Fasty just has an infliction for the smell

of gas. Well, after we got out of the hospital and

posted bail, we were dubbed the Justice League of

Idiots by our peers. Depression fell over the group until one day when Mulletman called us in for an Idiot

roundtable. He said he had an idea, a vision, a plan. A way for us to redeem ourselves and do something that no

other super hero team has ever even conceived of doing.

A sketch comedy show!

"It'll be just like Saturday Night Live. But only funny!" We were all hooked on the idea and started work right

away!

The time has come for the True Believers to show

themselves and see exacly what trailer trash, a

greaseball guinney, a wigger, a super chested dyke,

a brainless hot chick, and a mongaloid can do when

they put their minds together and rent out a theater!

We'd like to also invite dear Mrs. Vachenheimer,

but unfortunate she was incinerated in the fire.