SLAPGIRL, a native Californian, was born and raised in Panorama City by her father, Huck Huseneffer, a manager at Rite Aid, and her mother, Rita, a lowly homemaker. Lulu, Slapgirl's birth-name, grew up with her five brothers, Tito, Lewis, Emmanuel, Foster, and Spud, and her Four sisters, Lila, Apalachia, Pipa, and Tweety. Lulu was the second to the youngest.
     Wen Lulu was born, her parents were surprised to see she was born with a very unique webbed fingers, which made it very difficult for her as a child. Although her mom always told Lulu it was a "rare gift God intended her to use for a special purpose someday", Lulu didn't like being different and was often ridiculed by her peers. She found it hard even to do the siplist of tasks, such as holding a fork or pen, and needed special help from her family members. Being part of a large family meant big responsibility, and at age 11 when all the Huseneffes went out to seek work at the local Albertsons grocery store, Lulu found it hard to "hold" on to a job.
In shame, not being able to uphold her place in the family, Lulu left home at age 14 in search of her new life. She found work difficult to obtain, until at age 17, after three years of stuggling, her manager Corky, introduced her to Bongo, the coordinator of the traveling circus. Bongo created an act for Lulu, "The Increadible Slapgirl!"  where two men would pummel tomatoes at her face and she would slap them away with her "fast slapping reflex and her specially enhanced fingers". Although she made good money, Slapgirl felt unfulfilled and missed her family. Then one night, a special guest attended her show, Mulletman, of the Justice League of Idiots. Slapgirl was smitten by his charisma and strength, and his sexy black mullet. Mulletman was equally impressed with the young Slapgirl's talent and invited her to come live with the Justice League at their headquarters were she could hone her craft and fight the evil bad guys. Although not yet a signed on Leaguer, Slapgirl is working hard and can not wait to get her badge someday. "I owe it all to you Mulletman! Thank you, Mulletman! You are the ultra super coolest!"
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