" SPARROW, THE WHITE LITTLE HOMIE WONDER " was born Theodore A. Stewart, the illegitimate and bastard son of Martha Stewart.  Although being born into a world of enormous wealth would seem a blessing to most, for young Theodore, it was an evil curse.  For you see, in the eyes of his famous mother, Theodore was nothing more than a constant and embarrassing reminder, a bloody wound which refused to heal, of her one night stand---a night which began with sweet Martha freebasing crack cocaine and downing cough syrup to help inspire her new fall line of napkins and ending with Martha having animalistic sex with two of her assistants and a janitor who happened to be mopping the office halls. Tragically, the young lad never received his mother's love, and it was a combination of that event, as well as, the constant harrassing of his fellow classmates to being heir to such a "sissy" empire, which drove Theodore to become an outcast.
	Luckily, he was able to find peace in the lyrics of one man's music, a man who would alter Theodore's life forever.       This man was Vanilla Ice.      From the moment he first heard "Ice Ice Baby" Theodore knew what his destiny would be.  He would shun the family business, as well as the coldness of his mother's heart, strike out on his own and become the biggest white rapper the world has ever seen!!!      Unfortunately, Theodore's hope of stardom in the rap industry lasted about as long as Vanilla Ice's career and in the mid 90's he found himself living out on the streets of the big city alone and rejected, not only by his mother, but the entire world it seemed. That is until fate stepped in one dark and lonely night. As the young lad was preparing for another night of sleep in a rat infested alley, he happened to notice an ad in the newspaper as he was tucking himself in: "SUPER HERO SEARCHING FOR SIDEKICK. OPEN CALL. ALL AGES ALL TYPES WELCOME. NON-UNION. DEFERED PAY." Deciding that life as a super hero would beat the hell out of digging Big Mac's from trash cans, Thoedore answered the add the followling day and relying on the guts and instincts he learned from the streets, won the role of Storkman's (the White Knightbird) sidekick. From that day forward, Theodore A Stewart, the bastard son of Martha Stewart, walked this earth no more, for he had become SPARROW, The White Little Homie Wonder!!! Although Storkman and Sparrow maintain an uneasy alliance, when the call for battle comes, there is no denying that the duo has the combined whoop ass power of Batman and Robin...well maybe not quite that much whoop ass ... but they could definately take on Wonder Woman and Batgirl... alright, no they couldn't, not even on a good day ... but they could certainly outwit the infamous Wonder Twins! Unless...they were really having an off day. The point is, they are who they are, Storkman and Sparrow!, and will continue to fight bad guys until there are no more bad guys left to fight . . . or until Sparrow gets that rap career he has always dreamed of.
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