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TOP 10 REASONS WHY BOXERS CAN'T USE COMPUTERS
  10.  They can't stick their heads out of Windows 98

    9.   The
FETCH command isn't available on all platforms

    8.   It's TOO messy to "MARK" every Web site they visit

    7.  They can't help attacking the screen when they hear
         "You've Got Mail" !!

    6.  The fire hydrant icon is simply TOO frustrating

    5.   Too much browsing www.purina.com instead
          of  working

    4.   Three words:   Carpal   paw  Syndrome

    3.   Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work

    2.  SIT and STAY were hard enough;
         but
CUT and PASTE are out of the question !!
   
      
And the number one reason why
      boxers can't use our computers is......


    1.   They are TOO distracted by cats chasing the mouse
                                          =^;^=