Jason's Little Ol' Homepage

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I do not make any claims about my abilities as a webmaster. However, this is my page, and if you don't like it, then git! But I hope you'll stay.
This page is from the classic days of the web, when men were strong, women were few, and the sheep were scared. I wrote this thing in Notepad, for crying out loud.
You can poke around if you want, but I can't guarantee you'll find anything of value. This is the online equivalent of that drawer beneath your underwear drawer. You know which one.
OK, enough bad metaphors of the web. Have fun!
Scrapbook, Page 1 -- Jason At Play Scrapbook, Page 2 -- aka Work
Scrapbook, Page 3 -- Winter, 2000-01: The Aftermath Scrapbook, Page 4 -- Winter, 2001-02
Scrapbook, Page 5 -- Winter, 2002-03 Scrapbook, My Long Lost Muslim Love

If you really have a fascination with me, you can read the cover letter that I provide to prospective employers. Oooh...Aaah...Mysterious are the ways of the Great One.My Curriculum Vitae (.doc) -- What have I spent the past 25 years doing, anyway? My Curriculum Vitae (.txt) -- Same file, but for those not using IE and Windows

Hold on to what is good
even if it is a handful of earth.
Hold on to what you believe
even if it is a tree that stands by itself.
Hold on to what you must do
even if it is a long way from here.
Hold on to life
even when it is easier letting go.
Hold on to my hand
even when I have gone away from you.
-- Pueblo verse

"Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in a square hole, the ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them, because they change things. They push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, and are the ones who'll do it."
--Apple Computer 1997

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
-- Albert Einstein
The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to form oil using other animals; they've piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle Eastern countries on top of cows, raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats, etc., but so far all they have managed to do is run up an enormous bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot of Middle Eastern persons. None of the animals turned into oil, although most of the laboratory rats developed cancer.
--Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"

" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another"
--George Bush, US President

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina"

Ultimately, forget technique. The further you progress the fewer teachings there are. The true path is really no path.
--Bumbleananda (1435-1535), prophet of haircare product line Bumble & Bumble

Don't be the guy who knows the price of everything but the cost of nothing.