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| Pick up lines worth a shot... |
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| Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see! |
| Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over here and talk to you. |
| I'd marry your cat just to get into the family. |
| Are you Greek? (No). Oh, my bad, I thought all goddesses were Greek. |
| Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. |
| Excuse me, but I think I just dropped something. MY JAW. |
| Hello. I'm a thief here to steal your heart. |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
| I only have three months to live... |
| What's your sign? |
| Is your name Candy? Cuz you're so sweet! |
| You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life. |
| Help the homeless. Take me home with you. |
| Are you hot? Well, you sure are making me sweat! |
| Did it hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven. |
| You look just like my mother. |
| Do you have a license....to drive me crazy? |
| I'm sorry, where you talking to me? (No). Well then, please start. |
| If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? |
| You must be Jamaican cuz cha makin' me crazy. |
| Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night. |
| You are just truly, absolutely beautiful. Can you cook and clean too? |
| Pardon me, Miss. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? |
| Do you have raisins? How about a date? |
| All those curves and me with no brakes! |
| My friend over there wants to know if you'll give ME your number. |
| Do you carry magnets in your pocket, because I'm attracted to you. |
| You must be a parking ticket cuz you've got FINE written all over you. |
| Am I a light switch? Cuz you've been turning me on all day. |
| Is you father a thief? (No). Then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes? |
| My parents are out for the night. Can you babysit me? |
| Excuse me, do you have a library? Cuz I would like to check you out. |
| Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? |
| Excuse me, my friend over there wants to know if you think I am cute. |
| I would send you a rose, but you can just look in the mirror and see one for yourself. |
| Is it just YOU or is it hot in here? |
| Hey baby, drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words, you better come with me. |
| Excuse me, I think you have something of mine. My heart. |
| Hey, I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
| If I followed you home, would you keep me? |
| Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call me mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. |
| You are under arrest for robbery. You stole my heart. |
| I've got a blue toothbrush, and you? |
| I've got more money than you can spend. |
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