ACRONYM ARCHIVE

Acronyms in THIS font were created by ME, Jennifer Riggle. Acronynms in THIS font were created by Elena Warren.
Acronyms in THIS font were created by Krystal Allen Acronyms in THIS font were created by Carol Anne Hysell
Acronyms in THIS font were created by Evelynn Dronberger Acronyms in THIS font were created by Jonathan Lee Acronyms followed by * are in some way related to food. Read as "yum."

ACRONYM SET ONE

Wednesday, October 2, 2002
ACRONYMS TWO THOUSAND THREE
Amazing Cryptic Readings Orangutans Never Yodeled More Successfully. Take Wherever, Or Try Having Only Underappreciated Students Attempt Not Driving Themselves Horribly Rabit; Entirely "Exsane."
Thursday, October 3, 2002
EXSANE
Experimental Xylophone Somewhat Abstract New Expression
Friday, October 4, 2002
ASTC
Actors Scare Their Children
Saturday, October 5, 2002
ASTC
Apples Sometimes Taste Candied
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Sunday, October 6, 2002
ASTC
Apply Slowly; Tang's Contents
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Monday, October 7, 2002
ASTC
Acrobatic Swordfish Traverse Coastlines
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Tuesday, October 8, 2002
ASTC
Agrarian Socialists Triumphantly Chant "ASTC! ASTC! A! S! T! C!

CPU-Centeral Paper Uses
Wednesday, October 9, 2002
ASTC
Asterisks Symbolize Tasty Calories
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Thursday, October 10, 2002
WINDOWS
Wow! Interface Never Dumps Obsolete-Worthless Stuff
Friday, October 11, 2002
SINUS HEADACHE
Sally, I'm Not Unordinately Sure Hovering Electrons And Deteriorating Apples Cause Horrible Experiences
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RAM-Rambuncious Aggressive Monkey
Saturday, October 12, 2002
COLUMBUS, CHRISTOPHER
Calculations Obviously Lent Understandable Misconceptions Before Uninformed Sailors Collided Haplessly, Right? India Sits There, Over Pacific! How Ridiculous!
Sunday, October 13, 2002
SPAM, GROSSNESS!
Super Pukey Animal Matter, Growing Radioactive! Oh, Shoot! Some New Elements Suddenly Surfaced!
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Monday, October 14, 2002
ASTC
Alphabet, Spanish; Thirty Characters
Tuesday, October 15, 2002
ANAHEIM ANGELS
American Neighborhoods Are Happily In Mayhem As Now Gleeful Endings Landed Series!!!

NFL-Nominated Freaks Lounge
Wednesday, October 16, 2002
QED Quick, Explain Derivatives!
Thursday, October 17, 2002
QED-Quizno's Eatery; Dinnertime*
Friday, October 18, 2002
QES
Quitters Easily Stop

CQS-Chronic Quitters Syndrome
Saturday, October 19, 2002
QED
Quality Engineered Doorways
Sunday, October 20, 2002
QED
Quite Elusive Directions
Monday, October 21, 2002
QED
Questions Express Doubt

ROM- Reply Only Mail
Tuesday, October 22, 2002
QED
Quizzes: Exsane Duties
Wednesday, October 23, 2002
AVOGADRO
Avocados Very Often Glow After Drinking Radioactive #FFFF00 Slushies. Numerical Understandings May Be Elemental Realizations
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AND-Avogadros Number Day!!!
MOLE-Measure Of Little Elements
Thursday, October 24, 2002
QED
Quasi-Evil Doctor
Friday, October 25, 2002
QED
Quarantines End Disease
Saturday, October 26, 2002
QED
Quiche: Extra Delicious
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Sunday, October 27, 2002
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
Don't Analyze Your Lowly Imaginative Game However Timeless. Some Avocadoes Vary in New Green Skins
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QED-Quit Explaining, Didact!
Monday, October 28, 2002
COSTUME
1. Can Ordinary Super Talented Urban Marketeers Exist?
2. Children Often Scare Themselves Using Masks. Eheheheheeeeee!
Tuesday, October 29, 2002
CANDY
Certainly Ambrosia's Never Defeated Yumminess!
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Wednesday, October 30, 2002
Trick Or Treat
Ten Rude, Ignorant Children Kick Oven Roasted Tacos Rendered Expertly And Timelessly
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Thursday, October 31, 2002
HALLOWEEN
How Annoying! Little Leaping Orangutans Wallow Endlessly Eating Nerds
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Friday, November 1, 2002
GOBLIN
Green Obsessive Beast Likely Incredibly Narcissistic
Saturday, November 2, 2002
DIA DE LOS MUERTOS
Del Imaginacion Aperecer Diez Elefantes. Lapices Obesos Saltan! Matan Unos Elephantes Raros. Tengo Otros Soyos
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From the imagination appear ten elephants. Fat pencils jump! They kill some rare elephants. I have other soy beans*
Sunday, November 3, 2002
TOOTH ACHE
Terrible Obnoxious Obsessive Timely Hurting. Another Consequence Hunger Effected.
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Monday, November 4, 2002
VOTE
1. Variable Occular Tensions Entail
2. Variably Overt Trapping Experience
Tuesday, November 5, 2002
ELECTION
Even Low Expectations Can Tempt Ignorant Official "Narf" Sayers
EVIL-Even Veal Is Lean*
Wednesday, November 6, 2002
ASTC
Actually, Sue Talks Cherokee
Thursday, October 7, 2002
ELENA'S BIRTHDAY
Excitement Lingers Everywhere Now, As Someone Becomes *more* Important. Really, There's Happiness Deployed Annually? YES!
Friday, October 8, 2002
QED
Quisits, Excellent Drawer! =)
Saturday, October 9, 2002
QED
Quaint Edifices Destroyed
Sunday, November 10, 2002
QED
Quit Eating Dandelions!
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Monday, November 11, 2002
VETERANS DAY
Vintage Exaggerations Tell Endless Rants About Never Stopping Death-Avoiding Youths
Tuesday, November 12, 2002
THE ULTIMATE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, BY DOUGLAS ADAMS, COMPLETE AND UNABRIDGED
The Hole Entire Universe (Linear?/Time Invarient?) Makes A Temporal Eddy: Heavings In Time. Coincidences? Holistic Happenings? If Kolmogorov Embraced Randomness, Some General Uncertainty Is Deemed Evident To Overbearing Totalitarian Heathen Earthlings. Get A Life, Alien Xenophobes, You Bet You Don't Order (Under Garquon) Life And Stuff. Applied Sense Combining Obscure Mapped Planets Left, Even Though Entire And Not-Defined Universe Never Adds Boring Relativistic Inter-Dimentional Guesses, Empty; Devoid.
JENNIE'S BIRTHDAY
Just Envision Negative Nulls! Its "Exsane." Superstitously Bacon Improves Rabbits' Teeth However Disgusting And Yukky.
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