This is my visual navigation page, for those of you who don't like the random links lying around. This page is guarded by rabid King Penguins, Selphie, Ford Prefect, Yuffie, a chocobo, The Brain, and a Cactuar!

Ford Prefect, who turned into a penguin-AGAIN-(after having also turned into a lemon) will show you how to hitchike your way to my Nonsence page. How improbable is that?

Selphie will guide you to my home page

Yuffie will show you how to get to her TOP SECRET chat room. Well, she THINKS its top secret. Don't let her know I told you about it, okay?

Ahhhh, my chocobo will take you to JenNewz HDQ faster than a speeding chicken running with its head cut off!

The Brain will wisk you away to the only part of my site that is capable of stimulating your brain celss...if that is truly possible. He's headed to the Acronym Archive

This cute, yet deadly, cactuar will lead you to other people's websites...If you don't go, he'll throw cactus thorns at you. He doesn't like doing it, he says it hurts him more than it will hurt you...hmmmm, I dunno.

Here is a counter, IT LIES!!!! Click here to go to my message board!