29. You feel sorry for Derek even after he killed five people and attempted to murder Ben on several occasions.

28. Every time you see Clive, you get real quiet so you can hear every word he says, and you can understand what he's saying even when his voice is muffled by your dumb ol' tapes.

27. You can't help giggling at Derek's jokes even when they're really, really mean.

26. You keep rewinding and re-watching every scene with Ben and/or Derek.

25. You secretly wish that Casey and Meg would get together so you could have Ben all to yourself.  (none of ben-meg-lovers would agree with this one, but we all kinda know what Jamie means...)

24. You find the funniest and cutest things about his lines and the ways he talks, when everybody else says, "That was all you dragged me over here to watch?!"

23. You catch yourself saying the word bloody of the time.

22. You start acting like him, because you've watched his every move way too much.

21. You have pictures of Clive all over your bedroom walls...

20... and you take a few of those pictures with you when you travel.

19. You screamed threats at Diane every time she injected Ben or tried to kill him.

18. You go into cardiac arrest when someone asks, "What's Sunset Beach?", or "Who's Ben, again?"

17.  You spaz out every time someone mentions the name Maria by screaming, "She can't be alive!!!"

16. You eagerly await your Soap Opera Digest every week, hoping there are some great shots of Clive to add to the wall.

15. You made up a theme song for the CREB webpage.

14. You named your plant Ben and talk to it when nobody's watching.

13. You have dreams about being his lover.

12. You don't want Derek to die because you know that you could love him the way Meg did when she thought he was Ben.

11. You carry around a picture of him in your billfold and tell people he's your boyfriend...

10.... and people actually believe you when you tell them this.

 9. You sent Clive a letter asking him to marry you.

8. You laughed a girlie little giggle when Ben said the word "helicopter."

7. You knew the whole time that Ben wasn't the killer even when Mark pulled off the killer's mask and revealed a person who was his (please excuse the pun) dead-ringer.

6. You totally freaked out when Clive didn't win "Best Male Newcomer" at the SOD Awards, and to this day hold a grudge against Jensen Ackles.

5. The minute you heard about the Clive Robertson Estrogen Brigade from the Leeza show, you thought, "I have to find that!" :)

4. When Clive flashed his butt on the commercials (For that Leeza Show), you thought, "I have to record that!"

3. You've printed out every single picture from the CREB webpage, save the ones you originally got from your soap magazines.

2. When Clive presented at the Daytime Emmy Awards, you were thinking, "Oh, yeah, baby!  Strut your stuff!  Oooh... there's that sexy stance of his..-"  Then you turned to the person next to you, "Who did they saw won?"

1. The first minute you heard that deep, British accented voice and caught a glimpse of hisgorgeous face and body, you said, "Sunset Beach, it's called?  Hmm... I guess I might stay here a while..." and you have ever since.

Oh, yeah, whoops!  Make that 31-

31. You have to write out on paper reasons why you love Clive before realizing that you really do.

If you said "YES, that's me!" for 25-30 on this list, consider yourself a true member of the Clive Robertson Estrogen Brigade.  P.S. I go 28 out of 30 because, no, I didn't propose to Clive, and I  haven't printed out every picture because there just isn't enough ink in my printer (or wall space) left in my house.

If you got 24-20, consider yourself to be a Clive watcher, not quite stalking material yet.

If you scored 19-15, consider yourself to be BEACHed, but you have wandering eyes...

If you picked up 14-10 points, sorry, you're not quite CREB material, (But at least when someone calls you obsessed, you can honestly reply, "No, I'm not!")

If you only got 9 or below, you'd better start watching more BEACH, and quit hanging around in the water waiting for Casey to come and rescue you!

P.S. Give yourself a couple of bonus points if you wanted to cry your heart out when you found out that Clive had gotten engaged.