#    During "Cave-In" period

Ben has just come back from the hospital:
Bette: Hi ya Big Guy!( handing him the bottle) Just a little welcome home gift to let you know how glad I am that you are
alive.

#    During "Cave-In" period

Bette: You are looking at the new gossip columnist for The Sentinel.
Ben: Heavens help us!
Bette: I'll get the last laugh there, Big Guy!

#    During "Cave-In" period

Bette wants gossip:
Bette: Hi ya Big Guy! Any skeletons in your closet you're gonna take out for me?

#     During "Kansas Story" period

Ben: Well, at least let me see your pictures, Annie. I mean, I'm sure Eddie and Bette wouldn't mind, I mean, how intimate could they be?
Bette: Hold it, Big Guy! Are you suggesting that I'm incapable of attracting the eye of the younger, handsome man?!
Annie: You know, aunt Bette, I think you should go upstairs and stash these in my bedroom!
Bette: Not till after I get an answer from Big Guy!!!
 

Captain Blood  - Ben by Tim

#    On the Terror Island - "Terror Island" period

Tim: C'mon Meg. You were gonna go out on a boat with Ben. We both know exactly what happened last  time Ben went sailing with a woman he supposedly had loved. Where is Captain Blood anyway? Well, where is he?
 

Cock-Eyed Optimist - Meg by Ben

#    In the wine cellar - "Conspiracy Theory" period

Ben:  If there's one thing I have known of our Internet chats is that Dorothy From Kansas is a Cock-Eyed Optimist.
 
 

Cruella DeVille - Meg by herself

#    During "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" period

Meg: Oh, you're going to get Benjy a kitten?
Ben: I thought it might help.
Meg: Of course. I will still be Cruella Deville because I gave away the first kitten.
 
 

Corngirl - Meg by Annie

#    During the "Cave-in" period

Annie and Tim are in the tunnels. Tim learns from Annie that "English" was Maria's nickname for Ben:
Tim: That is so stupid.
Annie: Yeah, what's yours for Meg? Corngirl?
 
 

David Hasselhoff - Casey by Tim

#    During "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" period

Tim:(to Sara) Just go out there with your David Hasselhoff.
 

Drama Quinn - Annie by Ben

#    During the "Conspiracy Theory" period

Ben and Meg are talking on his deck. Annie is eavesdropping...
Ben: You see, Annie's what you might call Drama Quinn. She's unhappy when something isn't going on around her.
 
 

Green-Eyed Monster - Annie by Ben

#    During the "Conspiracy Theory" period

Ben comforts Meg after she was kidnapped by Eddie. Annie is jealous and butts in...
Ben: How about putting that Green-Eyed Monster back into post for just one minute?!
 
 

Hand that Rocks the Cradle - Tess by Sara

#    During "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" period

Sara:(to Meg) You don't even know her. She could be some Hand That Rocks the Cradle mad woman who has an agenda that we couldn't even dream up.
 

Little Mary Sunshine - Meg by Annie

#    During the "Conspiracy Theory" period

Meg and Ben are in The Deep - it's the costume party night. Meg is just about to tell Ben she is Dorothy, but Annie drops in, disguised as an exotic dancer - while she's officially "dead". Ben gives her a piece of his mind:
Ben: Have you gone completely insane?! What the hell are you doing here?!
Annie: I'm checking up on you and obviously you can't keep your hands off Little Mary Sunshine!
 
 

Little Miss Cocky From Kansas  - Meg by Annie

#    During the "I Pronounce You..." period

Annie talks to Tim about ruining Ben&Meg's wedding:
Annie: I'm not gonna spoil your little plan for Ben and Meg to find out that Dana is really Maria at their wedding, not after Little Miss Cocky From Kansas...
 
 

Little Miss Corn Queen - Meg by Annie

#    During the "I Pronounce You..." period

Annie has recently found out that Maria is alive. She talks to Tim about Ben's future with Maria:
Annie: He thinks that the only way he's gonna have his life is to marry Little Miss Corn Queen.
 
 

Little Miss Kansas Corn Stock - Meg by Annie

#    During the "Brother Dear" period

Annie meets "Ben" (Derek) at the Richards Communications. "Ben" is strangely attracted to her, which makes her wonder:
Annie: The Ben Evans I know hasn't given me the time of day since Little Miss Kansas Corn Stock two-stepped into your heart.
 
 

Little Miss Know It All - Meg by Annie

#    During the "I Pronounce You..." period

Annie and Meg talk at the gazebo:
Annie: You're sick of my games? Well, I'm sick of your Little Miss Know It All attitude.
 
 

Mary Poppins - Tess by Hank

#    During "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" period

Hank finds out about the paternity test:
Hank: Paternity test. Oh, great, that's the first intelligent thing I've heard all day long, now if we can just find a test to see if Mary Poppins here is legit.

Casey:(to Meg) I'm sure you'll clear this up, you'll see.
Hank: Well, she wouldn't have to clear up anything if Mary Poppins hadn't run out of here like a school girl with her feelings
hurt.
 
 

Mary, Queen Of Kansas - Meg by Annie

#    During the "I Pronounce You..." period

Tim is unconscious and Annie tries to revive him..
Annie: Now, I let you lead me around on this one and look where it got us, okay? My best friend is M.I.A. , her husband married Mary, Queen of Kansas, and look at you, you're lying here like a sack of potatoes from an old country.
 
 

Miss Right - Meg by Annie

#    During the "I Pronounce You..." period

Annie and Tim are talking about keeping the fact that Maria is alive a secret. Tim promises Annie his Liberty Corporation shares.
Tim: Do you want those shares or not?
Annie: Of course, I do, but I also wanna make sure that my best friend doesn't go catatonic on me while you're plotting and planning to see away with Miss Right.
 
 

Mr. Mission Impossible - Casey by Hank

#    During the "I Pronounce You..." period

Casey manages to get to the Cummings' house (to tell Meg that Ben is waiting for her outside) during the "girls only" pre-wedding night:
Hank: Look who's here. Mr. Mission Impossible.
 

Mr. Ordinary Man - Ben by Bette

#    During the "Cave-In" period

Bette drops in to see Ben to get some gossip for her column in The Sentinel. Ben is, of course, keeping his lips shut:
Ben: Bette, I hate to disappoint you, but, honestly, I'm just an ordinary man, trying to have very ordinary life.
Bette: Yeah, and I married seven husbands out of love. ( she notices dinner prepared for Meg ) So, Mr. Ordinary Man is just having ordinary dinner, aren't we?
 
 

Mr. Skeptic - Ben by Meg

#    During the "Terror Island" period

Meg and Ben attend the Christmas party at The Deep. Vanessa mentions Madam Carmen's prediction about the trip they were to make:
Ben: Or maybe Madame Carmen took a wild guess.
Meg: Oh, well, we were tapped in about one thing. She said that there was a tall, dark, handsome man in my life. And Mr. Skeptic, that is YOU.
 

Mr. Spielberg - "Ben"/Derek by Meg
 

#    During the "Brother Dear" period

"Ben" - Derek - bought a video camera to videotape Meg and prove Ben that she is still alive:
Meg: So, Mr. Spielberg, what are you going to tape first?
 

Mr. Blond and Tanned - Tim by Bette

#    During the "Love Among The Ruins" period

Bette talks to Tim and Annie after Maria's 'ressurection:
Sorry, the exact quote unavailable at the moment
 

Mr. Wonderful - Ben by Vanessa

#    During the "Just A Perfect Day" period

Meg is at The Java Web talking to Vanessa about the most romantic day in her life and the reasons she ran away  from Ben's house:
Vanessa: So, Ben is being Mr. Wonderful, he does everything you ever dreamed of, everything you wanted him to do, and you run away?
 

Muffin - Meg by Bette

#    During the "Brother Dear" period

Bette meets Derek and Meg at the Richards Communications. She asks Derek /"Ben" about some juicy tidbits of his and Meg´s upcoming wedding, when Meg interupts:
Meg: Ah, no, no, no, no! None!
Bette: Ah come on Muffin! A girl´s got to earn a living!
 

Nanny Dearest - Tess by Sara

#    During "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" period

Sara: Look who's back. Nanny Dearest.
 

Nanny From Hell - Tess by Sara

#    During "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" period

Sara: I wonder if this is Nanny From Hell's room.
 
 

Patron Saint of Seattle  - Tess by Sara

#    During "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" period

Sara: Look, Maria remembers everything about her life with Ben. She remembers her honeymoon, for God's sake, she even  remembers his favorite enchilada recipe that she made for him, but can she remember the big enchilada? No, namely that she had Ben's son and lived in Seattle with him for five years! Then, Tess, the Patron Saint of Seattle shows up complete with the little poster boy from central casting in tow!
 
 

Peepin' Tom - Casey by Tim

#    During "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" period

Casey: What were you guys just arguing about?
Sara: Arguing?
Casey: I saw you guys through the window.
Tim: What are you -- a Peeping Tom?
 
 

Prince of Darkness - Ben by Bette

#    During the "Cave-In" period

Bette drops in to see Ben to get some gossip for her column in The Sentinel. Ben is, of course, keeping his lips shut:
Bette: I have got to come up with some good gossip and I've got to come up with it now!
Ben: And what makes you think I've anything I'd like to share with you, Bette?
Bette: Oh, please! The Prince Of Darkness here is surrounded by so much mystery he could put Agatha Christie out of business!

#    During the "Brother Dear" period

Bette runs into "Ben" (Derek) at the Ricards Communications:
Bette: Aha! Well, if it isn't the Prince Of Darkness.
NOTE: Bette often uses the abbreviation: P.O.D.
 
 

Red-Headed Nightmare - Annie by Dr. McRae

#    During the "Kansas Story" period

On the night Ben found out about Annie's machinations.
Sorry, the exact quote unavailable at the moment. Dr McRae referred to Annie as the Red-Headed Nightmare when she was explaining to Ben how Annie drugged her and dressed in the sexy underwear.
 
 

Sweet Little Miss Sunshine - Meg by Annie

#    During the "Conspiracy Theory" period

Annie comes back from the dead. Ben is trying to persuade her that she should leave the country until the real killer is found.
Annie: Why am I getting the feeling that I'm gonna be having that siesta until I'm 70 while you cozy up here with Sweet Little Miss Sunshine?!
 

Sleeping Beauty - Meg by Ben

#    During the "Terror Island" period

After the Thanksgiving Meg wakes up pretty late:
Meg: Is everyone in the world up except for me?
Ben: Hey, it's all right, Sleeping Beauty!
 

Walks-On-Water - Ben by Sara

 #    During "The Connection" period

Meg talks to Sara about her feelings for Ben:
Sara: Well, I'm glad I got to meet the "Walks-On-Water" Ben finally.