Although his soul was quite dark.
After she died,
The small good in him sighed,
As he murdered young tykes for a lark.
Learn a lesson from Elizabeth Bathory.
She bathed in the flood
Of hundreds serving girls' blood.
Holy Cow, her complexion was creamy!
For whores whom he thought were most foul.
With a tophat, cloak, and knife
Saucy Jack took their dear life,
Ripping open poor girls with a growl.
Who had a detestable wish.
Small children he'd charm
They would come to no harm,
Then he served them up warm in a dish.
That led Eddie Gein's brain to soften.
Nine graves he did rob
And killed two on the job
For a girl suit of skin he had gotten.
Who just wanted his soul to be sav-ed.
When Sam's dog told him to kill
Girls making out on the hill,
Dave took his .44 and obey-ed.
Who drove to the beach on a Monday
Talked a pretty brunette
In his VW to get,
And fucked her dead body till Sunday.
Thought teen boys were really quite racy.
He lied and they cried
Then horribly died.
They should have just worn something lacy.
Who disdained to follow the book.
"If you time it just right
When the eyes are still bright
Then the mouth is still good for a fook."
With truckers was frequently seen.
She gave'em all head
Then shot their ass dead.
See, Aileen was what you call mean.
