Was endowed with a 40-inch penis.
When girls went for a ride
They invariably died,
Martyred in the service of Venus
With a vulva the size of a bucket.
An entrepreneurial friend
Turned her on end
And pimped her till the cum ran out of it.
Whose pussy resembled a bucket.
So Fireman Fred
Painted it red
And told his dalmation to fuck it.
Was exceedingly fond of the dead.
He'd fuck a dead virgin
Like the most skillful surgeon,
And bill the girl's family ahead.
Was deathly afraid of the snow.
When asked what's the matter,
Why's it make your teeth chatter?
"Mah tongue getth thuck to'th pole."
