Came down with a case of coryza.
His mucus and phlegm
Was the creme-de-la-creme
And was purchased on eBay by Liza.
Was lonely and took a banana.
She called it Elijah
Who still had coryza,
So Diana threw out her banana.
Bragged, "Cherries I like to be bustin'.
I had Britney Spears
With her feet by her ears,
And now for Madonna she's lustin'."*
Said, "Growed womens jest aint my action.
I likes lil' boys
What I makes into toys.
When they voices change I sends 'em packin'!"
Was troubled by recurring fears.
"What if I pass gas
When I'm fucked in the ass?
Ah hell, gimme one of those beers."
