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| A Very Important Windows Tip |
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| If you are new to computers, this is the most valuable tip you could possible receive. Follow the directions below: |
| 1.....Click START 2.....Choose SHUT DOWN 3.....Put a little dot in SHUT DOWN 4.....Click OK 5.....When you see IT'S NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOURCOMPUTER....do so 6.....Get in YOUR CAR and drive to the BOOK STORE 7.....Buy WINDOWS FOR DUMMIES 8.....Go HOME 9.....Turn on your COMPUTER 10...Open WINDOWS FOR DUMMIES to the first page 11...READ and DO everything in the book. 12...Don't ASK anymore questions till you've done the above |
| Congratulations. You are now somewhat of a Power User..hehe. After you have done the above you will love me for the rest of your life for providing you with the knowledge of the single most important tool you will ever use. You will email me for pictures of myself to hang on the wall over your computer. If you are a man you will send me money and name your first-born after me. If you are a girl you will find me and give me sex. If you are related to me forget that last part. P.S. The "IDIOTS GUIDE TO WINDOWS" works just as well. |