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I used to wear an earring. I didn't want to but my girlfriend found it in my bed

God had to be a woman. No man invented circumcision

I'm Thinkin

Does anybody have any idea what this girl is trying to do?

Like midis? Here is Every Midi In The World

While we're at it, here are the words to Every Song In The Top 40 Since 1940

BUNNY SUICIDES

Kentucky fried Rabbit

Since it's my site, I get to put a little something personal on each page

My Finger Page

HOW TO USE YOUR NEW COMPUTER

Save BIG on pet food. Teach your dog to eat visitors.

I've been an entertainer all my life. This is one of my bands...from the old days.

Download these pics and send a friend the finger

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Hint - keep poking!

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CHECK IT OUT - SERIOUSLY

There is an organization called Open Source.org (ligit) that promotes free web. Microsoft Office Suite (word, excel, etc,) is very expensive. The Open Source people have developed OpenOffice which is every bit as good as Microsoft Office - and free. Try it at http://download.openoffice.org/index.html

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