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THE WAY I SEE IT
HOW TO USE YOUR NEW COMPUTER
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TYPICAL HELP FILE

QUESTION:
How do I turn on my computer:
ANSWER:
Check the bios to ensure that the primary drive is C:
QUESTION:
Yes, but how do I turn it on?
ANSWER:
Depending on your bios, 1 or 2 beeps are normal at startup.
QUESTION:
Ok, but which button do I push to start it up?
ANSWER:
For faster bootup, remove unnecessary items from "msconfig."
QUESTION:
It's probably the big green button, right?
ANSWER:
See the section on "Configuring Your Network."
QUESTION:
Ok. I was right. It was the green button. Now, how do I get on the Internet?
ANSWER:
Push the green button to start your computer.
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