Hook your computer up to the Atomic Clock that America uses to keep time
This little download will put the date and day on your taskbar beside the time
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These are the people who monitor space for radio signals from other intelligence. Let them use your computer to listen in space when you're not
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One or two of the prank files will appear to be viruses to your anti virus program....
they are not. Please visit this site for more information about pranks that appear as viruses. When you install them your virus program will warn you about them. If you are uncomfortable with them just cancel the install when you see the warning.
10 Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward              people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk!

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

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