Being an entertainer, people are always asking me if I ever wrote songs. Well, here's one I wrote on the back of a cocktail napkin while sitting at the bar in an after-hours joint.....Hey! She kept bugging me about it....so... I wrote it.

Rub a little tuna on that wall socket.....Gives a whole new meaning to "Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed"

If you meet a brown bear in the woods, don't panic. Brown bears don't eat people, they eat berries. Black bears eat people. However, a brown bear will trade you to a black bear for some berries

Face it. Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue

That's right! Another band pic.

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...actually, it wasn't man that came from apes...

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