Idiocy Test

Eventually, we'll find an answer for you
Now Let's check your Idiocy level. Just answer these simple questions. If the answer is yes, click on the check box so that a checkmark or x appears. If the answer is no, leave the check box blank. At the end, click on the button to see how idiotic you are.

1. Have you ever had your tongue frozen to a piece of metal?
2. Have you ever had your tongue frozen to a piece of metal in the middle of summer?
3. Do you have an invisible friend that can't see you?
4. Do you think Homer Simpson is a good father?
5. Have you ever made someone stop believing that there's no such thing as a stupid question?
6. Have you eaten dirt in the last three months?
7. Is there a "Kick-me" sign on your back?
8. Have you ever forgotten your name?
9. Have you ever bought trick gum for yourself?
10. Do you regularly ask questions that just got answered a few seconds ago?
11. Have you ever cheated on a test with a cheat sheet with all the wrong answers?
12. Have you ever failed a class at school?
13. Have you ever failed a grade at school?
14. Do you think the main characters in "Dumb and Dumber" were just as smart as you?
15. Have you ever followed someone across a large country to return a briefcase to someone you didn't even know?
16. Have you ever locked yourself out of your own hotel room?
17. Have you ever locked yourself out of your own hotel room while naked?
18. Have you ever had a turkey stuck on your head?
19. Have you ever paid $2 (or more) for a can (or less) of warm pop?
20. Have you ever asked "What time is the noon buffet?"
21. Do you ever talk to plants or animals?
22. Do the plants and animals (talking birds excluded) talk to you?
23. Are you a politician?
24. Did I spell potatoe correctly?
25. Do you think Kansas City is the capital of Kansas?
26. Have you ever locked the keys in your car?
27. Have you ever pulled a fire alarm because you thought it was a light switch?
28. Do you think it's OK to have a Kligon on the Enterprise?
29. Did you have trouble understanding any of these questions? (
30 Aren't you sorry you ever got involved in my pages?

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