WARNING

By accessing my website, you have infected your computer with the most dangerous computer  virus know to man: the dreaded "GuestBook" virus. Anyone standing within 10 feet of your computer is now sterile. The only antidote to this condition is to sign my guestbook when you get to page 2 of my website. When that is done, a special field will be generated around your  computer that will cause everyone to be fertile again and everything will be back to normal.....unfortunatly, it has one little glitch....it induces immediate pregnancy in any females nearby....sorry.