And God Made Eve…

Adam approaches God in the Garden of Eden.

Adam: "This garden is something else, but I'm lonely. How about a companion to spend my time with?"

God: "Tell you what. I'll create the most supportive creature in the universe who will love, honor, obey, cook, clean, and satisfy your carnal desires. In exchange though, you need to surrender your two big toes, right pinkie, left ear, one eye, and all your hair. Deal?"

Adam, uneasy: "Can I sleep on it?"

God: "Sure."

The next day Adam approaches God with a pensive look on his face.

God: "Have you decided?"

Adam: "Yep. What can I get for a rib?"