OK, all you dieters out there!
You CAN burn calories
doing your everyday activities!!

Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in
strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.
Listed below are exercises and the calories they burn
per hour:

  Beating around the bush......................75
Jumping to conclusions.....................100
Climbing the walls............................150
Swallowing your pride........................50
Passing the buck................................25
Throwing your weight around                
(depending on your weight)..........50-300
Dragging your heels.........................100
Pushing your luck............................250
   Making mountains out of molehills.....500
  Hitting the nail on the head..................50
Wading through paperwork...............300
Bending over backwards.....................75
Jumping on the bandwagon...............200
Balancing the books............................25
Running around in circles..................350
Eating crow.....................................225  
Tooting your own horn.......................25 
Climbing the ladder of success...........750
Pulling out the stops...........................75
Adding fuel to the fire.......................160
  Wrapping it up at the day's end............12

To which you may want to add your
own favorite activities, including:


Opening a can of worms ....................50
  Putting your foot in your mouth.........300
  Starting the ball rolling........................90
Going over the edge...........................25
Picking up the pieces after................350
Joke Index