InTheBeginning

In the beginning God created Eve.
And she had 3 breasts.

   After three weeks in the garden, God came
to visit Eve. "How's things, Eve?" He asked.

   "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied.
"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful,
but I just have this one problem. It's these
three breasts you've given me. The middle one
pushes the other two out, and I am constantly
knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a
real pain," reported Eve.

That's a fair point," replied God, "but it
was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the
animals what, six? So I just figured you'd
need half, but I see that you are right. I'll
fix that up right away!"

   So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, and tosses it into the bushes.

   Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden. "Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked.

   "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small thing, which might just be an oversight on Your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."

   God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you! Now, let's see... where did I toss that useless boob?"