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| A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and 10 glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses filled and they begin toasting and chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jump the others. They begin dancing around the table, exchanging high 5's, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center of the table is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What is all the chanting and the celebrations for?" The blonde who brought in the puzzle pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought the puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 Days." |
| Nuther Dumb Blonde Joke (Don't get offended... I'm a blonde!) |
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