"friend" poems, a touch of truth!
When you are sad,
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against
the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are scared,
I will laugh at you and tease you
about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,
I will tell you how much worse it could be
and to quit complaining.
When you are confused,
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick,
I will hold your hair while you pay homage
to the porcelain god.
When you fall,
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend.
Send to ten of your closest friends and you will win the Lottery.
(Don't believe that last line about the lottery.)
