Two Rednecks Get Hitched

... and they have a beautiful wedding. Hog calling, square dancing... the works.

After the ceremony, they drive off in his pick-up truck for their honeymoon at Motel 6. Around 11 pm, he shows up at his parents house, grabs a beer and sits down to watch "wraslin" on TV.

His father says to him "Boy, what 'ere you doin here, aint you s'pose to be with your lady?"

He replies, "Paw, I caint be with her, she's a vargin."

So his father tells him, "Boy, whatsamater wit you, don't you know thems the best kind?"

"But paw, if she aint even good'nuff for her own family, she caint be good'nuff for ours!"