Dear Grody Flamingos, I wish you would stop touring. Everybody hates you guys. My cousin said that you lip-sync all your songs. You should take some singing lessons. Try to interact with the woodland creature group. I personally think that groups like yours are all drug-addicts. People who talk big usually end up in trouble. So this letter is a warning. Don't say things like "We enjoy being funny.",because you're not. You better not make accusations about those raccoons. The final straw was when you set fire to that drummer. I disliked it very much. Good job! Signed, Randy