WHiMS
We Hate (intensely) Michael Sullivan
No, not *all* of us on JetCJr8 liked "Fair Haven", despite what those pesky MiB would have you believe. And since those who dislike together, stick together, we created the WHiMS group...
Who's Who?
Private Pampers:
Rank: Private
Current Status: Commanding the Tomahawk
Job Description: Founder and Leader of the WHiMS
Service Record: From the first WHiMS mission
onwards, Private Pampers has led the WHiMS with grace, courage and
determination. She was once kidnapped by an army of holographic Michaels,
but was rescued by the rest of the WHiMS. She was apparantly killed in
action by Michael shortly after her rescue, whilst trying to coax Chakotay out
of a tree, although the WHiMS later discovered that what had actually happened
was that her soul had been removed from her body. After haunting the MiB
for a while, her soul and body were reintegrated just in time for her to kill
Michael, thereby saving Chakotay and the J/C relationship. A brave and
dedicated officer, Private Pampers is an example to the rest of the WHiMS, many
of whom view her as an almost divine being.
Corporal Coral:
Rank: Corporal
Current Status: Deceased
Job Description: Odd job girl, scribe, later Second in Command.
Service Record: Technobabblist extraordinaire, Corporal Coral
started off doing odd jobs as an average WHiMS member. Her intense hatred
of Michael Sullivan led to her becoming the unofficial Second in Command of the
WHiMS. Following Private Pamper's apparent death, and during her earlier
kidnapping, the Corporal reluctantly assumed command of the WHiMS, realising
that the group would fall apart without leadership. She was, however,
mindful that Pampers could never be replaced, and dedicated herself to saving
Pampers. She was killed in action whilst fighting off Michael Sullivan
during the reintegration of Pampers body and soul.
Katie:
Current Status: Serving aboard the Tomahawk
Job Description: Technobabble genius
Service Record: Having learnt from Corporal Coral, Katie is a
technobabble genius with a flair for computing, whose intimate knowledge of
various computer systems means that she can track down evidence or plant a virus
in an enemy computer. Her expertise comes in particularly handy when
dealing with Michael, as he's only a computer generated hologram. It was
she who first came up with the evidence that an army of holographic Michaels now
existed, and her quick work with computers has saved the day on more than one
occasion.
Lieutenant Charon:
Rank: Lieutanent
Current Status: Serving aboard the Tomahawk as second in command.
Job Description: Original bearer of the tricorder and banner
maker, now Second in Command.
Service Record: Charon joined the WHiMS
shortly before Jay The Spy was kidnapped, and soon proved herself worthy of the
title WHiMS member. Starting off as a lowly tricorder bearer, her
experience with animals was instrumental in getting the WHiMS past the MiB dogs
to rescue Jay, and she soon established herself as maker of banners for the
WHiMS. The Anti-Michael Shrine Room, trashed by the army of holographic
Michaels, was her pride and joy, and she spent ages restoring it. Upon the
apparent death of Private Pampers, one of her greatest friends, Charon was
devastated, but the Lieutenant rose to the occasion, and her performance during
Pampers absence meant that she became Second in Command upon Coral's
death.
Kim:
Current Status: Serving aboard the Tomahawk.
Job Description: Communications and Operations, odd job girl.
Service Record: A WHiMS member since the first mission, Kim is a
dedicated Anti-Michael J/Cer. A good all-rounder, Kim has a talent for
Operations and Communications, which often leads to
her manning the ops console, or going along on an away mission. Thanks to
her skills, she has access to a lot of information, which came in especially
handy during the mission to rescue the Private from the army of Michaels.
She was distrustful of the MiB during the temporary truce, and was the first
person to realise that Michael had used a soulzapper on Pam and Chakotay.
Jenn:
Current Status: Serving aboard the Tomahawk.
Job Description: Pilot.
Service Record: Another of the original WHiMS members, Jenn took a
holiday in Ireland after the mission to rescue Jay, returning to the WHiMS HQ
just in time to take part in the mission to save Private Pampers. Her
experience at piloting means she often flies the Tomahawk, and was recently on
the mission to the MiB HQ to pick up Jay and the Private's soul. A fan of
most things Irish, Jenn does however hate Michael, and even more so since he
used the soulzapper on Chakotay and Pampers. Her knowledge of soulzapping
technology came in handy once Kim had identified the weapon as a soulzapper, and
she helped get both Pampers' body and her soul down to the reintegration
chamber.
Kate2:
Current Status: Serving aboard the Tomahawk.
Job Description: Odd Job Girl.
Service Record: Kate2 joined the WHiMS shortly before the trashing
of the Anti-Michael Shrine Room and, during her first mission, was kidnapped by
the holographic Michaels along with Private Pampers. Kate2 looks up to the
Private, whom she sees as an inspiration. Kate2 learnt quickly about the
ways of the WHiMS, and is no longer the inexperienced member she once was.
After convincing Corporal Coral that she was up to it, Kate2 was part of the
away team that went to the Vault Of Kellin to find Pampers' soul. She
performed admirably on this mission, guarding the reintegration room and helping
beam down Pampers' body, despite the TZH Proximity Alert active at the
time. Kate2 is shaping up into a WHiMS member to be proud of.
Brigadier Bec:
Rank: Brigadier
Current Status: Serving aboard the Tomahawk
Job Description: Odd job girl, coffee addict.
Service Record: Bec first encountered the WHiMS as a toll booth
operator. Impressed by what she saw, and harbouring an intense hatred of
Michael, she joined the WHiMS shortly thereafter. Her first mission was to
rescue Jay, along with Pampers' soul, from the MiB. She also helped during
Chakotay and Pampers' reintegration, warning them that TZH was on his way.
Bec is rapidly learning about the WHiMS, and has the potential to become an
influential member.
Jay The Spy:
Rank: The Spy
Current Status: Whereabouts unknown, probably finding hobnobs.
Job Description: Supplier of information and supplies to the
WHiMS.
Service Record: Ever since the first mission, Jay The Spy has been
supplying the WHiMS with information, such as access codes, and essential
supplies such as hobnobs and Michael dartboards. She's risked her life for
the WHiMS, most notably during the mission that ended in her saving Pampers
soul. She's dedicated to the WHiMS cause, but knows she can do more as a
free agent - spying on the MiB and keeping the WHiMS up to date.
(Dis)Honourable Mention:
Hejira:
Rank: Formerly Lieutenant
Hayes
Current Status: MiB Member
Job Description: Traitor
Service Record: Although an enthusiastic WHiMS member during the
first mission, Hejira began to have her doubts during the mission to restore
Michael's wife, and, by the time of Jay's kidnapping, Hejira had defected to the
MiB. Following the zapping of Chakotay and Pampers, Hejira approached
Corporal Coral about rejoining the WHiMS. Devastated by the loss of
Pampers, Coral was in no state to make a decision, and Hejira's plea was soon
overshadowed by the enormity of the task that the WHiMS faced in restoring
Pampers and Chakotay to life, and Coral's subsequent death. Her future
remains undecided, but, even if she were to return, the WHiMS aren't certain
they could trust her.
Guide To Understanding The Stories:
WHiMS: We Hate Michael Sullivan, the ones who want Sullivan out and Chakotay in.
MiB: Michael international Bodyguards, the WHiMS enemies, dedicated to protecting Michael.
Neutrals: Refuse to take part in the war.
HobNobs: Biscuits, often consumed by WHiMS before, during and after missions.
The Tomahawk: The WHiMS ship, equipped with life-size Michael dartboards.
Life-Size Michael Dartboards: Stress Reliever used by WHiMS members.
The Anti Michael Shrine Room: Storeroom for Anti Michael banners and pics.
TZH: Euphemism for Michael Sullivan, standing for "That Zarfing Hologram".
The Stories:
WHiMS
By Corporal Coral
The WHiMS first mission - delete Michael!
WHiMS II
By Lt Hejira Hayes
Oops, Michael's been restored. Now what? Bring back his wife?
WHiMS
III: The Search For Jay The Spy
By Corporal Coral
After Jay is captured by the MiB, the WHiMS are determined to get her back!
WHiMS
IV: The Infected Home
By Corporal Coral
All is not as it seems after the Anti Michael Shrine Room is trashed.
WHiMS V:
The Final Battle?
By Corporal Coral
Caught in the MiB HQ, the two warring factions make a terrifying discovery.
WHiMS
VI: The Undiscovered Hologrid
By Corporal Coral
The MiB and the WHiMS must work together to discover who's been controlling
Michael.
WHiMS
VII: Desperations
By Corporal Coral
Will Michael Sullivan turn out to be sentient? And at what risk to the WHiMS?
WHiMS VIII:
Worst Contact
By Corporal Coral
With Corporal Coral as acting leader, the WHiMS must do all they can to save
Chakotay and Pampers - but it could be harder than they think.
WHiMS IX:
Resurrection
By Corporal Coral
The WHiMS are horrified to learn that Pampers' soul is missing - and even more
so when Michael reappears on the scene. Can the WHiMS face their worst
nightmare, and still save Chakotay, Pampers, and J/C, and at what cost?
WHiMS X
By Private Pampers, Lieutenant Charon and Corporal Coral, deceased.
When Rel goes missing from the JCUKjnr HQ, who's Bec gonna call?
Contact The WHiMS!
Get Me Out Of Here...
| Read
my Dreambook! Sign my Dreambook! |
 |
Page Created By Coral Leane, June 2000
Updated by Corporal Coral, April 23rd 2001