The ABC's of Friendship
The Amended Version

Accepts you as you are ...and wants to have sex with you.

Believes in "you" ...and wants money from you.

Calls you just to say "HI" ...and can I borrow some money?

Doesn't give up on you ...not until you say no.

Envisions the whole of you ...especially the naked parts.

Forgives your mistakes ...unless it's a mistake made against them.

Gives unconditionally ...as long as it doesn't cost anything.

Helps you ...to relieve your stress by having sex with you.

Invites you over ...to have sex.

Just ...they want sex.

Keeps you close at heart ...by having sex with you.

Loves you for who you are ...as long as you loan them money and have sex with them.

Makes a difference in your life ...at least sexually.

Never judges ...unless you have a STD.

Offers support ...through your AIDS test.

Picks you up ...and props you against the wall for a good.

Quiets your fears ...of sex.

Raises your spirits ...among other things!
Says nice things about you ...and nasty things behind your back.

Tells you the truth when you need to hear it ...and lies all the other times.

Understands you ...really wants more than just sex and money.

Values you ...especially for your sex and money.

Walks beside you

Xoxxxoxooxoxxxx ...all over your body.

Yells when you won't listen and ...whispers when you do.

Zaps you back to reality ...just to find out the world is full of S***!

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