Suggested Phrases List TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: When the f**k do you expect me to do this? TRY SAYING: I'm certain that is not feasible. INSTEAD OF: No f**king way. TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh**ting me. TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with ... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh**. TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned. INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a sh**. TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in that project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my f**king problem. TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the f**k?! TRY SAYING: I'm not sure I can implement this. INSTEAD OF: F**k it, it won't work. TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem? INSTEAD OF: Who the f**k cares? TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the problem. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a**. TRY SAYING: Excuse me sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat sh** and die. TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a**. TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at this moment. INSTEAD OF: F**k it, I'm on salary. TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a**. TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks. TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss? TRY SAYING: I see. INSTEAD OF: Blow me. TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it. INSTEAD OF: Another f**king meeting!!!! TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem. INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a sh**. TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a f**king prick. TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball busting b**ch. TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f**k you're doing. |