Suggested Phrases List

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: When the f**k do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that is not feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f**king way.

TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh**ting me.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with ...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh**.

TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a sh**.

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in that project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f**king problem.

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f**k?!

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure I can implement this.
INSTEAD OF: F**k it, it won't work.

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f**k cares?

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the problem.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a**.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh** and die.

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a**.

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at this moment.
INSTEAD OF: F**k it, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a**.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.
INSTEAD OF: Another f**king meeting!!!!

TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem.
INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a sh**.

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a f**king prick.

TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball busting b**ch.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f**k you're doing.



Thanks to bigskybeauty for this hilarious contribution!




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