Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo® cookies provides great insight into their personalities. So why not have a bit of fun and see what your cookie personality is like?


Like any such "test" please take it with a grain of salt!




Choose which method that best describes your favorite way of eating Oreos®:
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The whole thing:


This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible No one should trust you with their children.



















One bite at a time:


You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's ok, not to worry, you're normal.





















Slow and Methodical:


You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with everything you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.





















Frantic Nibbles:


Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. You worry about stupid things. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.





















Dunked:


Every one likes you because you are always up beat.You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.




       















Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie:


You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior. Get used to small rooms and large hairy men/women who smell of Old Spice.





















Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie:


You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.





















Just the cookie, not the inside:


You enjoy pain.



























I just like to lick them, not eat them:


Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help immediately.
























I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies:


You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you!


















           
Remember this test was all in fun!

For entertainment purposes only!


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