



Psychologists have discovered that
the manner in
which people eat Oreo® cookies provides great insight into
their personalities. So why not have a bit of fun and see
what your cookie personality is like?
Like any such "test" please take it with a grain of salt!
Choose which method that best describes
your favorite way of eating Oreos®:
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The whole thing:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be
with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness.
You are totally irresponsible No one should trust you with
their children.
One bite at a
time:
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who
eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you
lack imagination, but that's ok, not to worry, you're
normal.
Slow and
Methodical:
You follow the rules. You're
very
tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail
with everything you do to the point of being anal retentive
and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if
you're only going to go the speed
limit.
Frantic Nibbles:
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly.
You always have a million things to do and never enough
time to do them. You worry about stupid things. Mental
breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and
Ritalin would do you
good.
Dunked:
Every one
likes you because you are always up beat.You like to sugar
coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations
into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles
you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic
addiction.
Twisted apart, the inside, and
then the cookie:
You have a highly curious
nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find
out how they work, though not always able to put them back
together, so you destroy all the evidence of your
activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong.
You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not
criminal, behavior. Get used to small rooms and large hairy
men/women who smell of Old
Spice.
Twisted apart, the inside,
and then toss the cookie:
You are good at
business and take risks that pay off. You take what you
want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish,
mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed
of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got
yours.
Just the cookie, not the
inside:
You enjoy
pain.
I just like to lick them, not
eat them:
Stay away from small furry
animals and seek professional medical help
immediately.
I don't have a favorite way, I
don't like Oreo cookies:
You probably come from
a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to
upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the
things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just
right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna.
There's just no pleasing
you!
Remember this test was
all in
fun!
For entertainment purposes only!
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