 Things You Will Never Heara Woman Say to Her Man... You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. That was fun! When will all of your friends be over to watch porno movies again? Let me pick up the tab, I insist! The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. You don't have to work honey, I'll take care of you. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. Bar food again? Alright! I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. You don't have to buy me anything... I am happy just being with you. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her. Who cares about talking? Let's just have sex. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more. Going out with your buddies again? Have fun! I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one...what a wonderful Valentine's day present! Lying is such a turn on. Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore. I love baiting my own hook. Wriggling worms are so sensual. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers. Honey come here! Watch me do a tequila shot off of Stephanie's bare butt! Don't bother about calling me, it was just sex. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. You know what? You are always right! The tool set you got me for my birthday is so cool! How did I ever wind up with such a wonderful guy like you? Anniversary? Today is our anniversary? Honey forget about a diamond ring, let's get that power boat you've had your eye on. Dang! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly! You are so much smarter than my father. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sportscenter. Marriage schmarriage! Let's just live in sin. It's much more fun that way! Your wish is my command. Send this Page to a Friend Page Directory Cin City |