Posted by notbraindead [notbraindead] on October 30, 1999 at 07:03:32 {G0PnT/qYmkc73YMHOJdkFWafDUlj/E}:
Well folks,
Browsing thru the internet and looking at the scariest sites and the masks they try to sell in preparation for this dark celebration I couldn't help but think about the diffrent masks they come out with every year.
Why one year we had an O.J simpson mask, hum pretty scary isn't it? Then we had a Mike Tyson mask firmly holding fast to an ear in its teeth now that's disgusting...
Well this year there is a very scary one out there it's called a STEINHOG mask, yes folks you heard me right, STEINHOG is what I said. It's pretty disgusting as the name suggest and has a special feature. What is this special feature?
The special feature besides its ugliness is it foams and froths at the mouth and other orifices. How do you get it to foam and froth at the mouth someone might
ask?
This is how you activate this feature. If any of you are planning to sit by the door and give out candies this year and see this mask , to activate it, simply drop a Bible or a watchtower or an Awake into the trick or treater's bag and see the foam and froth come out. Folks you've never seen anything like it. I would suggest you keep a bucket and a mop handy by the door, it could get pretty messy.
So in conclusion for any JW make sure if your not planning to hand out candies this year to go to your meeting that nite, if there is one, or simply turn out the lights if you see this mask come up your driveway so you don't have to put up with the nonsense of cleaning up after the mess.