Posted by Dr Leo Marvin [WitnetObserver] on October 28, 1999 at 18:25:55 {BrTq3yWfsYY.5ADQk2RYQv.iPpdwjE}:
In Reply to: HUMOR IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!! posted by KNIGHTofTHEtrut on October 28, 1999 at 16:22:51:
Remember Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfus
in Dr Marvin's office?
Bob: there are two kinds of people
those who like Neal Diamond and
those who don't.
(when asked about his ex)
Dr Marvin: So what you're saying is...
though you're a multi-phobic personality
frequently imobilized etc... that SHE
didn't leave you, you left her?
Bob: OW!! OW .....ow............
for the 1st time in my life.......etc.
YOU CAN HELP ME!
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Imagine "brother Bob" instead of Bill Murray
Bob: there are two kinds of people
those who serve Jehovah, and
those who don't.
(when asked about his religion)
Dr Marvin: So what you're saying is...
even though you are in denial about
your fear of death and the afterlife. and
have chosen to become a member of
a spiritually-abusive religious cult that
equates its governing board with GOD.
and can't PROVE or guarantee ANY of
its' teachings to be FROM GOD. But merely
uses its members to RECRUIT new members
by a strictly regulated methodology to help
earn profits for one of the planet's largest
publishing companies. Who offer in return
a limited social-club environment consisting
of fellow recruits.........
That anyone who is Not a Witness
is wrong.... and is influenced by Satan?
Brother Bob: pushes him out the window!
(remember how many flights of stairs he had
to climb cause he was afraid of the elevator?)
Brother Bob then leans out (whoa!) the window
and yells to the fallen angel. DOCTOR SATAN!
DOCTOR LEO SATAN!and someone yells from a
boat BURN IN H E L L DOCTOR SATAN!
and her husband says "she never says that".
Brother Bob pokes his head into the front
office and says "IT WORKS!"
and at the end he writes a book called
death therapy.