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engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three
engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the
car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that
maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get
back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"
back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the
penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and
drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with
twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police
officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."